(Theme Song Begins)
Old Snail #1: (Singing) Overweight Snails and you.
Old Snail #2: (Singing) Eating Food is what they snails do.
Old Snail #3: (Singing) Asking...
Old Snail #1: What!
Old Snail #2: Where!
Old Snail #3: Why!
Old Snail #1: When!
Old Snail #2: How!
Old Snail #3: And Who! (Singing) Go ahead... go ahead Overweight Snails!
Alley Snails: La la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la la! (Singing) Alley Snails you and I we can solve it if we try! There's nothing we can do! Snails! You and Owners too! La la la la, la la la! Snails, you and owners too! La la la la!! (Theme song ended)
Tittle "The Adventures Of Overweight Snails"
"Based On WhoBob WhatPants" Created By Stephen HillenBurg
French Narrator: Patchy the Pirate Presents... (We zoom to the inside of Patchy's house)
Patchy: Ahoy! (Potty squawks off screen) It's a Gary the Snail Special! (He turns on the T.V. with the remote and clicks it as the T.V. screen says "A Gary the Snail Special on it and a main character of Gary spinning around as we go to the tittle screen of What Ever Happened to Gary, Snellie and Lary?)
(One morning at SpongeBob's House, The Giant Foghorn alarm wakes up Gary, Snellie and Lary)
SpongeBob: [frantically jumps out of bed] Good morning, Gary! (Goes to the window) Good morning, Mister Mailman!
Mailman: Morning, SpongeBob. Ah, it is a good morning, isn't it. [The Mailman crashes into a truck on his bicycle and flies across the sky] AAAHHH!
SpongeBob: Isn't life great, Gary? (Gary, Snellie and Lary hides in their shells) Oh, what a beautiful day. I have the best friends...
Squidward: (Wakes up) Ah, stay away! Oh, another SpongeBob nightmare.
SpongeBob: The best job...
Mr. Krabs: (Comes out of the dobole doors of The Krusty Krab and checks his watch clock) He's already 10 seconds late. I'm docking him a month's pay for this.
SpongeBob: And, of course, the bestest pets. (Picks up Gary, Snellie and Lary and hugs them but...)
Gary, Snellie and Lary: Meow. [SpongeBob squeezes Gary, Snellie and Lary in a hug, which causes Gary, Snellie and Lary's shells to break.] Growwwwwwwl!!! Attacks SpongeBob who made him scream. SpongeBob runs out of his house]
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! [runs into Patrick and Gary, Snellie and Lary attacks SpongeBob and Patrick. Gary, Snellie, Lary and SpongeBob are fighting when Patrick stops them and gives them an attention]
Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick! How goes it?
Patrick: Well, it was great until you showed up. [turns around and shows a cake splattered on his belly]
SpongeBob: What's that?
Patrick: Oh, just a birthday cake for my Dad (Throws his ruined cake on the floor) that I spent all day baking. (Goes back inside his rock house and looks at Gary, Snellie and Lary) Idiot Snails!
SpongeBob: Oh, that's the first time someone's called them that. Wait, I know who will enjoy my company. [SpongeBob goes to the door of Squidward's house] Squidward!!
Squidward: (Angrily opens the door then to SpongeBob) Don't you ever wake me up from my beauty sleep! Do you understand? Idiot Boy! (Closes the door slamming the door on SpongeBob's face) [Cut to the Treedome, where Sandy has invented a robot]
Sandy: It's all done! My greatest invention yet! [the robot starts to dance. Gary, Snellie and Lary angrily gets into a fight and comes out from behind a tree and trips on a log and water from their water helmelts spills on Sandy's Robot] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [Sandy's robot blows up. Gary, Snellie and Lary growls and argues at each other when Sandy stops them]
Gary, Snellie and Lary: (Snarls at Sandy angrily)
Sandy: (Angry) Oh, you three gave me a surprise, alright. look at the surprise I got!!! [she shows the destroyed robot then pushes Gary, Snellie and Lary out] Get out of here! Idiot Snails! (Gary, Snellie and Lary growls at each other. Cut to The Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: SpongeBob WorkPants reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Hurry up and get in there, boy! Patties need flipping.
SpongeBob: No worries, captain! [Twirls his spatula and points it at Squidward and goes into the kitchen but SpongeBob trips on some frying pans. Gary, Snellie and Lary angrily goes inside the kitchen and starts fighting] Oops, well, all in a day's work. Now, back to doing what I do best! No way I can mess this up... [SpongeBob slides on a puddle of water and starts screaming]
Mr. Krabs: [playing with his dollars, laughing] Mr. Dollar, allow me to introduce you to Mrs. Dollar. [hears SpongeBob's screaming] What the barnacles is going on?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs dodges SpongeBob's trips with a "Phew" but Gary, Snellie and Lary fighting cloud knocks and hits Mr. Krabs into the air and Mr. Krabs and his two dollars lands in the deep frying greesing pan)
Mr. Krabs: YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! OOF!!!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!!! (To Gary, Snellie and Lary) STOP!!!
Gary, Snellie and Lary: ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! (Snarls at SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: I'm telling Mr. Krabs on you three snails!
Mr. Krabs: Ohhhh.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, are you OK?
Mr. Krabs: I'm fine, as long as me money's OK. [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs notice both dollars in the fryer]
Mr. Dollar: [to Mrs. Dollar] Although we know each other a short time, I want you to know... I love you. [both dollars disintegrate as they cry. SpongeBob laughs nervously]
Mr. Krabs: [kicks out SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary] If I were you, I'd get as far away from me as possible-- Idiot Boy! [Slams sthe dobole doors and SpongeBob is shocked and alarmed]
SpongeBob: I guess that's it, then. If Mr. Krabs is calling me "Idiot Boy", it must be true. I know what must be done! [SpongeBob starts crying his tears, creating a river that leads him to his house. Gary, Snellie and Lary are shocked too. They get angry and yells and screams really really reallly really really loud it's so loud that The Krusty Krab breaks and falls into pieces. Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house that afternoon. SpongeBob's still crying and sobbing and starts to pack up his clothes in the bag and sighs] I somehow managed to make everyone mad at me. At least you three still like me, right, little guys? (We see Gary, Snellie and Lary's fighting cloud disappears and at each other and angrily hisses at SpongeBob. SpongeBob sighs) [sighs] I'll miss you too, buddies. There's a year's supply of snail food for the three of you. [walks out of his house and turns around] Goodbye, pineapple. [the chimney blows SpongeBob up in the sky] Goodbye, Squidward. Goodbye, Patrick. Goodbye, Sandy. Goodbye, Bikini Bottom. Goodbye, life as I know it. [He lands on the road next to the sign] Welcome to Bikini Bottom. Population 638. [crosses out the "8" with a chalk and puts a "7" next to it] Minus 1. [He leaves Bikini Bottom down the road] Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy... [that night, SpongeBob is scared by a bunch of very weird people. He runs for his life, but falls off the cliff upside down, causing him to hit his head on a bunch of rocks until he reaches the bottom of the cliff. Now he's got a long bump on his head] Oooh, boy, that's quite a lump. I better not hit my head again. That might cause a concussion. [the things that SpongeBob packed hit him on the head, causing him to faint. Now SpongeBob lost his memories forever. Scene cuts back to SpongeBob's house where we hear someone moaning meowing and groaning]
Gary: (Off screen) Mrloooow.
Snellie: (Off screen) Mrloooow.
Lary: (Off screen) Mrloooow.
Gary: (Off screen) Mrloooow.
Snellie: (Off screen) Mrloooow.
Lary: (Off screen) Mrloooow. [Cut to see that Gary, Snellie and Lary are now extremely huge and overweight]
Overweight Gary: Mrloow.
Overweight Snellie: Mrloow.
Overweight Lary: Mrloow.
Overweight Gary: Mrlooooooowrooowroowrooow.
Overweight Snellie: Mrlooooooowrooowroowrooow.
Overweight Lary: Mrlooooooowrooowroowrooow. (Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary burps loudly)
Overweight Gary: (Burps. Then in a high pitched male voice) Oh guys. I can't eat another snail food.
Overweight Snellie: (Burps. Then in a high pitched female voice) Me too, Gary.
Overweight Lary: (Burps. Then in Mitch Mitchellson's voice) Yeah. It looks like we ate too much.
Overweight Gary: You know it's no fair when SpongeBob's friends got mad at us and we got mad at him, so why did we eat the year's suppily of snail-food before SpongeBob left?
Overweight Snellie: I don't know, Gary but we did something bad too. Some of them called us "idiot snails".
Overweight Lary: And some of his friends called SpongeBob "Idiot boy".
Overweight Gary: And now SpongeBob leaves Bikini Bottom.
Overweight Snellie: Does that mean were leaving Bikini Bottom too?
Overweight Lary: Yeah. Just let me write a letter to SpongeBob's friends. (He writes a letter to SpongeBob's friends and leaves it in Gary's foodbowl. Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary began to pack up their barrels of snail-food)
Overweight Gary: Well, at least were not going upon a pineapple roof. C'mon you guys. Let's go. (He and Overweight Snellie and Lary goes out the door and leaves Bikini Bottom forever, when the scene cuts to Bass Vegas where Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary comes in) Well I'm back in Bass Vegas.
Overweight Snellie: I wonder where we can fit in.
Overweight Lary: Yeah. This town is very fillmilliar. (They'd slithered slowly across town until they bumped into Granny)
Granny: Oh there you are My three tuffsies oh grandma finally found you. She was starting to get worried. Now let's get you three home my little tuffsies so I can get you three something to eat. Hmm? (Touches Gary's overweight body) You know you feel so much heavier than Grandma remembers. (Scene cuts to Grandma's house where overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary are relaxing and sitting on the floor eating heart shaped cookies) There you go my tuffsies. Grandma knows how much you three can stay and have some cookies, meatloaf and deviled eggs since you left. But don't worry I'll feed em too you every time you'll get huger.
Overweight Gary: Mrloow.
Overweight Snellie: Mrloow.
Overweight Lary: Mrloow.
Granny: I'll go get Mr. Heaty for you three to relax with. Now you three stay right there. (Walk off)
Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary: Mrloow. [Cut to Patrick, who is knocking on SpongeBob's door and drinking a milkshake]
Sandy: Patrick, where's SpongeBob?
Patrick: I don't know. I've been knocking on his door for three hours. I need his hot sauce for my milkshake. [drinks his milkshake]
Sandy: We ain't got time for that. Hi-yah! [brushes through the door]
Plankton: (Off screen) Psssst... Young lady.
Sandy: Who?..... Me?
Plankton: (Off screen) Yes you over here.
Sandy: Where are you?! (Searches for somebody)
Plankton: (Off screen) Come one little lady a little closer... (Sandy comes in the living room) Closer...
Sandy: (Walks closer to someone) Hello?
Plankton: (Off screen) No wait. Not that close! (Sandy steps on somebody) AAAAAH! (Sandy looks at her feet and lifts one up and there was Plankton) You blasted Idiot girl! I mean... Hi!
Sandy: Plankton? (Pulls Plankton off her feet and into her hands) What are you doing here?
Plankton: I just want to talk. You can say were still friends right?
Sandy: O-kay. Anyway have you seen SpongeBob little guy?
Plankton: SpongeBob? Him? Oh he must have left Bikini Bottom with Gary, Snellie and Lary.
Patrick: What do you mean? We drove them away. They must have left with a barrl of snail-food in their hands.
Plankton: No Patrick. Gary, Snellie and Lary ate the year's supply of snail food and left Bikini Bottom.
Patrick and Sandy: What?
Sandy: What do you mean by that?
Plankton: After thousands of years since SpongeBob francally jumps out of bed, he must have spend some time with you but a last he ends up making the Mailman crash into a truck, accidently breaks Gary, Snellie and Lary's shells, ruined Patrick's cake, disturbs Squidward's sleep, ruined Sandy's robot and deep fries Krabs' money. And that's why SpongeBob must leave Bikini Bottom and into New Kelp City. I really miss that guy. He was a great hero and a frycook. (Cries)
Patrick: Wow. Poor guy.
Plankton: (Stops crying and smiles and takes out a letter) By the way, Gary, Snellie, Lary and SpongeBob left you a note that I found in Gary's foodbowl. If you can read it.
Sandy: A note. (Plankton hands the note to Sandy and Sandy begins to read it) To whom it may concern: if you found this letter, that means Gary, Snellie and Lary's food bowls are empty and that it needs to be refilled. It also means it's been approximately one year since we've split town, and no one's noticed 'til now. No one needs to worry, Gary, Snellie, Lary and I won't bother anyone again. Sincerely, SpongeBob. A.K.A. Idiot Boy. [Patrick and Sandy look at each other sadly. Scene cuts to the Snail-Clubhouse where all 19 snails are waiting for Gary, Snellie and Lary]
Boss: Where are Gary, Snellie and Lary?
Spike: I think those three snails are not coming to the clubhouse.
Dan: Who cares? Maybe those snails got huge and overweighted and went to Bass Vegas.
Penney: Terrible news!! (Rushes to all 18 snails sitting around the table)
Little Dollar: What is it, Penney?
Penney: Gary, Snellie and Lary left Bikini Bottom and went to Bass Vegas!!
Daniel: That's horrible!!
Yo-yo: Oh no. What happened?
Edward: What Penney's trying to say is... SpongeBob and his three snails have been seperated and left Bikini Bottom. One went to New Kelp City and three went to Bass Vegas.
Victoria: How sad!!
Pat: Meow!!
Micheal: But that's not true. Every one calls SpongeBob idiot boy.
Eugene: Who could be doing this? Made the Mailman crash into a truck, accidently breaks Gary, Snellie and Lary's shells, ruined Patrick's cake, disturbs Squidward's sleep, ruined Sandy's robot and deep fries Mr. Krabs' money?
Sweet Sue: Anything else you guys?
Penney: Well there is one gang here in New Kelp City. It was... It was... "The Bubble Poppin Boys!"
All Snails: NOOOOO!!
Boss: Not The Bubble Poppin Boys! (Scene flashes back to the episode "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" and listened to what the leader said to SpongeBob)
Bubble Poppin Boy: You see why we don't allow bubbles in our city? Fortunately, we have ways of dealing with careless bubble blowers like you. Let's rough him up, boys! [the gang is ready to beat SpongeBob, but he sheds his skin and runs away. Scene flashes back to all 19 snails in the Snail-Clubhouse]
Daniel: Those Bubble Poppin Gang are really scary.
Mary: But that's where SpongeBob is right now. Everyone's run away I'll never see Gary, Snellie or Lary again ever!!!
Billy: Don't worry about them, Mary. You still got me.
Pat: Meow meow. (Just then Larry Luciano comes in the clubhouse)
Larry Luciano: You say that Gary, Snellie and Lary are gone to Bass Vegas?
Victoria: Yeah something like that.
Larry Luciano: I heard that someone is taking care of them. She was Grandma from Bass Vegas and she lives in her house with pictures of snails.
Spike: So that's where they are right now.
Dan: Hen. Thanks Gramps. I think it's time we round up a search party.
Boss: Let's go find those little Runts!
Mary: Oh I hope those three snails are okay. [All 20 Snails went out of the clubhouse to go find Gary, Snellie and Lary when we cut to a "BREAKING NEWS" slide]
Perch Perkins: We interrupt this program for an important announcement. [cut to Perch Perkins in Bikini Bottom, where a crowd of people are panicking] Bikini Bottom is literally in a state of total chaos tonight. [a muscular guy pushes Perch]
Thug: [yelling on screen] Literally! [runs off]
Perch Perkins: [gets up weakly with a black eye] We go now to news scene chopper 7. What's up? (Faded)
News Chopper: [we see someone flying in a helicopter] Not looking too good out here, Perch. The Krusty Krab is about to come apart of the hinges. Customers are in a rage over not getting their Krabby Patties.
Mr. Krabs: [running to Squidward] Squidward, where the barnacles is SpongeBob? This place is going down the toilet! Patties need flipping!
Squidward: If I knew, do you think I'd be standing here getting yelled at by a bunch of morons?
Mr. Krabs: Don't talk back to your superior officer, you... [Both start arguing. Sandy comes in]
Sandy: Squidward! Mr. Krabs! Y'all seen SpongeBob?
Squidward: I think we just went through this...
Mr. Krabs: What he means to say is, no, we haven't.
Sandy: Well, apparently, he, Gary, Snellie and Lary left Bikini Bottom, and they're ain't coming back. Besides Plankton left us a note.
Mr. Krabs: Plankton?
Patrick: Yeah if you can read it. [hands Mr. Krabs the note]
Mr. Krabs: Let me see that. [begins to read] To whom that may concern, if you found this letter, that means [muttering] sincerely... AKA! AKA? Idiot Boy? IDIOT BOY?! It is SpongeBob! And Gary, Snellie and Lary! What am I gonna do without me fry cook?
Patrick: What am I gonna do without my best friend? I should never have been mean to you! [starts to cry]
Sandy: I should have never kicked you snails out of my house! [starts to cry. Her helmet fills up with tears]
Squidward: [sadly] If I knew that was the last time I've seen SpongeBob-- [happily] I would have slammed the door in his face even harder! [starts laughing. Everyone except Squidward and Mr. Krabs is very sad. Mr. Krabs pushes the customers out of the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: All right, all right, group meeting. Everybody out! The Krusty Krab's closed until further notice! [closes the doors] Now... [he and the others gather around] how do you propose we find Gary, Snellie and Lary and me money-making employee? (Scene cuts to Granny who is watching a movie with Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary eating popcorn)
Granny: Grandma knows how much you love these midnight drama programs. Don't you my little tuffsies? (Gives Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary some popcorn and they ate one)
Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary: (Purrs)
Granny: (Looks at the cock) Oh heavens look at the time. It's time for bed my little tuffsies! (Granny and Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary goes to the room upstairs)
Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary: Mrloow.
Granny: Ah here's your room my tuffsies. It was long lasted since you three left.
Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary: Mrloow?
Granny: At least you can't fit and sleep in your beds. You three minded as well sleep in the middle of the floor. Well, Sweet dreams my tuffsies.
Overweight Gary: Mrloow.
Overweight Snellie: Mrloow.
Overweight Lary: Mrloow. (Granny walks out of the room and claps twice when the lights went out and the scene fades to black. Scene fades back to Bass Vegas where all 20 snails finally got here)
Larry Luciano: Here we are in Bass Vegas.
Boss: This is where we find the little Runts, right?
Larry Luciano: Yes. But that's not all. The Alley Snails live in Bass Vegas too.
Micheal: Once we find Gary, Snellie and Lary we need to tell 'em to come back to Bikini Bottom.
Eugene: Now let's go into town and find Gary, Snellie and Lary!
Sweet Sue: Yeah c'mon! We better hurry!
Pat: Meow!! (All 20 snails slithered across Bass Vegas to find Gary, Snellie and Lary. First they look at the window and see Fred and Nancy Suzy Fish eating their Krabby Patties)
Petey: No, not here. (Fred sees all the snails looking at their windows and closes the bilnds now all the snails kept on looking for Gary, Snellie and Lary. They stopped at the alley ways and saw those tender cheesey nachoes just sitting there)
Daniel: Oh wow. Nachoes!
Little Dollar: Well I could use a bite of those.
Yo-yo: Count me in. (All 20 Snails slithered toward the nachoes but suddenly three snails from the shadows hissed and snarled from behind the trash can and the dumpster scaring the 20 snails but it was only the three old alley snails who were colorful. We see only three colorful old snails one was gray, one was red and one was green)
Old Snail #1: Look who came to dinner.
Pat: Meow?
Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo: Huh?
Boss: You're not Gary, Snellie and Lary!
Old Snail #2: What are you talking about other snails?
Spike: Hey those snail gang of allies look just like us.
Dan: Yeah and a green one's really my type.
Old Snail #3: Uh thanks.
Victoria: Alley Snails, we need your help finding someone.
Old Snail #1: What's in it for us?
Boss: Any of you seen three snails named Gary, Snellie and Lary come through here? About uh... Ye tall, a shell, couple of eyes?
Old Snail #3: Oh you mean those guys that don't like nachoes?
Old Snail #2: Of course we've seen them. They'd passed by our alley towards Grandma's house.
Edward: Wow, Grandma's house!
Penney: I agree with ya partner!
Pat: Meow! Meow!
Dan: So where's Grandma's house anyway?
Old Snail #1: She's taking care of the three snails who are extremely overweight and eat too much.
Mary: Oui, you mean Gary, Snellie and Lary are huge?!!
Old Snail #3: Of course they do. But in order to find your little guys, we can help you. But first try one of our nachoes. It'll make you other snails extremely overweight just like them.
Mosteeze: Wow just like the chocolate bars of Diamonds of Bars, right?
Old Snail #2: Exactly.
All 20 Snails: Huh? (Scene cuts to The Krusty Krab where Sandy comes up with an idea)
Sandy: Listen up, y'all! I got a plan to bring back SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary.
Mr. Krabs: You do?
Sandy: Yup, and it involves this. [shows a device] It'll track any snail or sponge within a 50-mile radius.
Squidward: So, you're saying this thing can actually find Gary, Snellie and Lary?
Sandy: You got it, SquidCakes, but it's gonna take all of us to find-- [Squidward smashes the device with a hammer, everyone gasps]
Squidward: Oops, I dropped it. [Mr. Krabs is furious. His nose rises and blows up like a balloon, then bursts]
Mr. Krabs: MR. SQUIDWARD!!! This device was me last chance to get this place back into ship shape. And since you destroyed it, I am ordering you to find Gary, Snellie and Lary!
Squidward: [laughs] I wouldn't seek out those Mondrill Mutts for all the leotards of the sea.
Mr. Krabs: If you don't find em, you'll be out of a job forever.
Squidward: Ha! Is that your version of a threat?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, don't forget your retirement gift.
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I am not interested in any- [gasps] Is that a handcrafted jewel-encrusted ornamental egg? That'll complete my collection! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Not so fast! [pushes Squidward] Bring back the three snails and me number one fry cook first. (Scene cuts back to Bass Vegas at an alley way as we see Daniel, Boss, Dan, Spike, Micheal, Victoria, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue, Edward, Petey, Mosteeze, Foofie, Mary, Yo-yo, Billy and Little Dollar got extremely huge and overweight just like Gary, Snellie and Lary)
Old Snail #1: Well how do you all feel about being overweighted?
Old Snail #2: Those nachoes could really work you out huh?
Old Snail #3: Expecially when you all snails have eaten all the nachoes.
Overweight Daniel: (Burps) I feel great! (Overweights Boss, Dan and Spike sighs)
Overweight Mary: Oh boy. I look just like Gary.
Overweight Mosteeze: I know we're not gonna like this.
Overweight Petey: So would I.
Overweight Foofie: I agree.
Overweight Pat: (Burps) Mrloooooow.
Overweight Little Dollar: I feel silly when I look fat and cheap!
Overweight Yo-yo: At this rate we'll find Gary, Snellie and Lary for sure.
Old Snail #3: Good luck finding those guys.
Overweight Boss: We will. C'mon fellas let's find Gary, Snellie and Lary.
Overweights Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward: (Burps)
Overweight Micheal: Excuse us.
Overweight Pat: Mrlooooowrooooow. (All 19 Overweight Snails and Larry Luciano slowly slithers away leaving wet snail slime all over the alley while heading towards Grandma's house)
Old Snail #3: You know those guys actually do like our nachoes. (The three Old Alley Snails sighs. Scene cuts to Granny's house in the kitchen where she made a batch of meatloaf in the oven and sets it on a table for Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary to eat)
Granny: There you go my tuffsies. Fresh Meatloaf. It takes a little longer to cook it that way but it was a labor of love.
Overweight Gary: Mrloow.
Overweight Snellie: Mrloow.
Overweight Lary: Mrloow.
Granny: How about a little more ketchup on those meatloafs. (Pours in some ketchup on the meatloaf) Here comes the train! Whoowhoo! (Feeds Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary the meatloafs with ketchup on it and Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary chews the meatloafs and swallows it. Just then the doorbell rings) Oh. I wonder who that could be. Could you answer the door my tuffsies? I need to make a quick batch of cookies. (Overweights Gary, Snellie and Lary slowly goes to Granny's door and Overweight Gary opens it and there were their overweight snail friends. All 19 Overweight Snails and Larry Luciano comes inside Granny's house)
Overweight Gary: Daniel? Little Dollar? Yo-yo? Guys? How did you find us here?
Overweight Boss: To take you back to Bikini Bottom to apologize to your owners.
Overweight Lary: Really? Hooray!
Overweight Snellie: But how did you guys get overweighted just like us?
Overweight Dan: We just ate nachoes from the alley ways to come find you.
Overweight Pat: Mrloow.
Overweight Daniel: Now let's get you three outta here.
Overweight Lary: No!
Overweights Dan and Spike: What?
Overweight Gary: We're not leaving while Grandma's around.
Overweight Mosteeze: Gary, what are you talking about?
Overweight Snellie: Uh what he met to say was Grandma is making a quick batch of cookies for us overweight snails to eat.
Overweight Foofie: Is that right?
Overweight Lary: Yeah. How would you guys stay here with us and have a feast?
Overweight Mary: Oui, we love too!
Overweight Pat: Mrloow!
Overweight Petey: We love to stay!
Granny: Oh tuffsies! Who's that at the door with you?
Overweights Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward: Mrloow.
Granny: (Came by) Oh more of my little tuffsies. You all must be starving.
All Overweight Snails: Mrloooooowrooooooow!!
Larry Luciano: Good luck my dears! (All 21 Overweight Snails but Larry Luciano who's going back to Bikini Bottom went to the kitchen to have some cookies and a batch of delived eggs when the scene fades to black. The scene cuts to Sandy, Patrick and Squidward searching for SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary on the road)
Sandy: Gary?!!!
Patrick: SpongeBob?!!!!
Sandy: Snellie?!!!
Patrick: (Picks up the road) Buddy? You there? (Puts down the road)
Sandy: Lary?!!!
Patrick: SpongeBob?!!!
Sandy: Gary!? Snellie!? Lary!?
Patrick: SpongeBob?!!!
Sandy: Maybe someone in Boating School has seen SpongeBob and his pourless little guys.
Patrick: SpongeBob!!! (Sandy, Patrick and Squidward went to Boating School to ask Mrs. Puff)
Sandy: There she is guys!
Mrs. Puff: (Comes outside then to Sandy, Patrick and Squidward) Yes? Oh it's you three guys. What are you doing here and Where's SpongeBob?
Sandy: We're about to ask you the same question.
Squidward: We've probably haven't seen SpongeBob and his mondrill mutts around for some point.
Mrs. Puff: Really?
Patrick: Yeah and we're trying to find him so we can you know apologize to him.
Mrs. Puff: Well there is a newspaper that I've brought and I want you to see this. (Took out a newspaper and Sandy reads it to what it says)
Sandy: Now let's see what the snails are up to. (Mumbles to the newspaper and gasps) Gary, Snellie and Lary are in Grandma's House!! (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts back to Granny's house where all 21 overweight snails eat cookies, deviled eggs and meatloaf in the living room)
All 21 Overweight Snails: MMMM.
Overweight Gary: So how was the meatloaf you guys are eating?
Overweight Daniel: It was delicouls, Gary thanks.
Overweight Little Dollar: Yes yes yes. I'd never tried the cookies before in my life.
Overweight Yo-yo: These are delicouls.
Overweight Pat: Mrlooooow.
Overweight Snellie: We'd promised ourselves that were never leave this place ever!
Overweight Lary: I think we'll like it here.
Overweight Mary: You said it!
Overweight Mosteeze: Yeah like this food is scrumpouls. (Just then we cut to outside where Sandy, Patrick and Squidward are looking at the window inside Granny's house where all 21 overweight snails are inside the living room)
Sandy: Wow. Those snails are really huge!
Patrick: Yeah. I'd hope they look just like me.
Squidward: Who cares? At least one of them didn't eat the chocolate bars. Let's go in there!
Sandy: Smart idea, Squidward! Hi-yah! (Karate chops and brushes through the door)
Overweight Gary: Mrloooow.
Sandy: Gary? Where are you, little guy? [searches for Gary]
Overweight Mary: Mrloooow.
Sandy: Gary? Snellie? Lary? Mary? [bumps on some of Gary's snail slime on his bottom. Sandy, Patrick and Squidward sees all 21 overweighted snails in the living room]
Overweight Pat: Mrloow.
Sandy: All of you snails! What happened to you?
Overweight Gary: Snellie, Lary and I ate the year's supply of snail-food.
Overweight Pat: Mrlooooooowrooowroowrooow.
Overweight Foofie: And we were looking for Gary, Snellie and Lary while were eating nachoes.
Overweight Mary: And now were stuck in Grandma's house with them.
Overweight Petey: And now were Overweight Snails!
Sandy: Overweight Snails? (All 21 Overweight Snails shook their eyestalks yes) Hang on a minute. I don't mean to put a damper on the mood here but Bikini Bottom needs you back, little guys.
Overweight Micheal: What's that?
Sandy: Well, I'm sorry I yelled at you, Gary, Snellie and Lary.
Overweight Boss: Oh, this is a surprise.
Sandy: Surprised I found you?
Overweight Spike: No, surprised at seeing a talking weasel.
Sandy: [gasps] It's me, Sandy. Don't pretend you don't remember me, little guys.
Overweight Dan: Sorry, Sandy. But I'd probably remember another underwater, talking weasel.
Patrick: You may not remember the weasel but you haven't forgotten your best friend, have you? [Hugs Overweight Gary]
Overweight Gary: Huh?
Overweight Pat: Mrloow?
Overweight Gary: I don't know how he hugded me. All we remember is that Snellie, Lary and I ate the year's supply of snail-food, went to Bass Vegas, get to Grandma's house and now all our overweight Snail-Friends are here.
Sandy: You snails must've lost your memory when you eat too much food. You'll just have to come back with us to Bikini Bottom. The familiar surroundings will bring your memory right back.
Overweight Gary: Whoa sorry weasel girl but we can't do that. Infact we're late for a meeting. We have to tell everybody that were not wanted in this city.
Overweight Billy: Yeah come with me guys. (All 21 Overweight Snails went outside to tell everybody they're not wanted here)
Sandy: Snails! Wait! (Suddenly, Pearl appears and stops all 21 overweight snails while stomping)
Pearl: Don't just stand there you guys! Gather up all the snails!
Sandy: Pearl?!!
Pearl: Hurry up!!
Patrick: Oh right!
Squidward: It's about time you'd showed up! (Sandy, Patrick and Squidward helped Pearl gathered up all 21 overweight snails back to Bikini Bottom) Decorative egg, here I come. (Scene cuts to Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Pearl pushing all 21 overweight snails toward The Krusty Krab inside)
Sandy: Here it is! You snails must recognize this place.
Overweight Victoria: No we haven't.
Overweight Penney and Edward: Nope.
Mr. Krabs: Don't recognize The Krusty Krab? Stop your kidding, me snails. And start frying up them patties.
Overweight Gary: SpongeBob was a fry cook before?
Mr. Krabs: Aye, the best in the business. Now get flipping.
Overweight Boss: Uh look all of you owners thanks for taking us back to Bass Vegas where we belong.
All Overweight Snails: Yeah! (Goes outside the door slowly)
Squidward: Whoo-hoo-hoo, the snails are leaving for real this time! Mr. Krabs, I brought back 21 of the snails you gotta pay up.
Mr. Krabs: All right, Mr. Squidward, a deal's a deal. Here's your fancy egg.
Squidward: Ohh It's BEU-TI-FUL! [Squidward is admiring his egg until he slips on the greesy spatlua which sends the egg flying] STOOOOOP! [when All 21 Overweight Snails leaves The Krusty Krab, The jeweled decorative egg hits the ground breaking into peaces and splatted all the scrambled fried eggs into all 21 overweight snails' bodies. Squidward is upset that his egg is destroyed, all 21 overweight snails turned around and slurps all the scrambled fried eggs off of their overweight snails' bodies and swallows em then they burped really loud]
Sandy: You ok, little guys? (We see Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Boss, Dan, Spike, Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue, Edward, Petey, Mosteeze, Foofie, Billy, Mary, Little Dollar and Yo-yo already shrunk down to size they're not huge and overweight anymore but they are very thin)
Gary: Yeah, just a bit of a headache, Sand- [He looks around the Krusty Krab] Hey, we remember this place.
All 21 Snails: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! Meooooooooooooooooooooow!! Meooow!!
Sandy: The Snails are back!!
Mr. Krabs: We're really sorry we ran you and SpongeBob out of town, me snails. But we're glad you're back.
Boss: We really love to stay, Krabs. But Grandma of Bass Vegas needs a new owner.
Spike: Yeah. We snails are going back to grandma's house.
Dan: Farewell to you all.
Mary: Bye!
Gary, Snellie and Lary: Bye!
Pat: Meow!
Patrick, Sandy and Pearl: Huh?
Mr. Krabs: Oh not again.
Squidward: They're leaving...! Again!! (All 21 Snails went outside the door but they are stopped by the T.V.)
Perch Perkins: Stop what you're doing and don't go out that door. This is a KNKC special report. This just in. All 21 Snails are back in Bikini Bottom cheered that they are so worried. The people of Bass Vegas know that Grandma is confused that which one of her snails is Ms. Tuffsy. But enough about that. All the snails are safe and everything is back to normal. [another muscular fish pushes him on the screen]
Thug: If I ever see those overweight snails again, I'm gonna grab their overweight snail bodies and literally rip their- [screen changes to "We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties"]
Mr. Krabs: Where's Gary?
Micheal: Hey, Mr. Krabs!
Victoria: Look we're scrubing the floors!
Eugene: Making em shine!
Pat: Meow.
Penney: And sweeping the floors for you!
Sweet Sue: Yeah!!
Edward: I'm putting my own money in the register!
Mosteeze: Mary and I are like cleaning the tables!
Mary: Just for you!
Foofie: I'd got the cleaned dishes!
Petey: And I got the grill cleaned!
Daniel: And Little Dollar, Yo-yo and I cleaned the chairs!
Little Dollar: Yeah! Shake it!
Yo-yo: Rock and Roll!
Boss: And my fellas and I got the trash to take out.
Spike: Yeah!
Dan: Yeah!
Gary: Order up! Who wants to go to Bass Vegas when your the best pet snail in town?
Snellie: And who forgottens how to bring SpongeBob back in town?
Lary: Yeah. And how did we forget that we left are owners behind? (Gary takes out a Krabby Patty from the plate inside his shell)
Patrick: Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Krabby Patty! [he eats the Krabby Patty] Gary, another masterpiece.
Sandy: It's great to have you back, Little guys.
Pearl: Yeah. We'd miss you so much.
Gary: [Sighs] Looks like I'm back in Bikini Bottom forever.
All 21 Snails: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!! Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!![Squidward opens his head, removes his brain, and throws into a trashcan. Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to SpongeBob who'd came back from the Hospital with a bange on his head. He came home and went to his own bedroom]
SpongeBob: Whew. I have such a headehc. (Sits on the bed and sees Gary's Snail Journal) Hmm. Well at least I'm back in Bikini Bottom. (Sobs) But it's not the same without Gary, Snellie and Lary! (Begins to cry) I really miss you little guys! (Cries and cries but Gary, Snellie and Lary went to SpongeBob's room and saw SpongeBob crying on the bed)
Gary: Meow!
Snellie: Meow!
Lary: Meow!
SpongeBob: (Stops crying and happily sees Gary, Snellie and Lary) GARY! Oh Gary, Snellie and Lary! (Hugs them really gentlely and kisses them)
Gary: Good to see you too, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Look little guys, I'm sorry I'd cracked your shells and make you three angry. Do you forgive me for what I did?
Snellie: We'd forgive you!
Lary: Yeah. We were sorry too.
Gary: Our apologizes are expected SpongeBob. We promise you'll never ever do those bad things again.
SpongeBob: It's a deal! (Gary, Snellie and Lary purred at SpongeBob while hugging as the scene cuts to night time. Gary, Snellie and Lary are sleeping next to SpongeBob on his bed)
Gary: I think it turned out really great you guys. But I think tomorrow will be even better.
THE END
NEXT EPISODE OF THE ADVENTURES OF GARY THE SNAIL
Gary: Hi! Gary the Snail here!
SpongeBob: And SpongeBob!
Gary: It's one nice day in town. Me, Daniel, Snellie and the rest of my Snail-Friends decided to go sight seeing with Patrick and SpongeBob. But some strange spaceship is flying by in the sky!
SpongeBob: That's a U.F.O. Gary. And I bet those aliens are here to capture all of us in time.
Gary: Hey those aren't aliens it's Plankton, The Dirty Bubble, ManRay, Jumbo Shrimp, Atomic Flounder, and The Sinister Slug! They'd joined forces and about to have their revenge. We better stop them in time!!
Gary, Snellie and Lary: Next time! "Alien Invasion!!" See ya then!!!