(The episode begins at SpongeBob's Pineapple House where the foghorn goes off and makes Gary, Snellie and Lary wake up and SpongeBob turns off the foghorn alarm)

SpongeBob: Good morning, Gare-Bare!

Gary: Meow!

Snellie: Meow!

Lary: Meow!

SpongeBob: Why is this the special day you three asked? Today's a special birthday for someone all the way from Texas. All's I gotta do  is get to Boating School to meet Sandy's twin brother Randy and her twin sister Mandy because today in they're birthday!

Gary: Meow?

Snellie: Meow?

Lary: Meow?

SpongeBob: That's right, buddies. I'm going to give them something special to them right now. (Gets out of bed and puts on his pants and tie and shoes on his feet and started to head outside on the road to Boating School) See you later, Gare! Bye, Snellie! See ya, Lare! La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!

Gary: Hey you guys! Sandy's twins Randy and Mandy are in Boating School and today's their birthday.

Lary: Now why didn't we think of that? I was thinking that no one should follow SpongeBob the way he does then we do.

Snellie: Hey! We forgot. Today's our snail kids birthday party! And us snails we'll be thinking about what we can get for them.

Lary: Oh Snellie, you and Gary have been a family to the seven snail kids ever since you got married.

Gary: Lary, their your kids too and you're also part of the family.

Snellie: Yeah. Ever since you adopted by SpongeBob. He told you a joke about what do you call a snail on the ship.

Gary: And then SpongeBob said a snailer! You should be laughing along with him when he told you a joke.

Lary: Oh you guys must be joking. I never laugh with SpongeBob not even a little. So that's why I started to slither away from him.

Snellie: Oh what will we ever do for you and SpongeBob to get along?

Gary: We'll talk about this later. Right now we better get to the Snail-Clubhouse! (He, Snellie and Lary slithered outside through the window and slithered up in the pineapple wall and up to the roof and jumped into the air and falls down really really really really really far. They went up into mid-air and lands on the ground with a splat. Gary, Snellie and Lary slithered towards the Snail-Clubhouse on the road. Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to the Snail-Clubhouse where Edward and Penney are thinking about what to give to Victoria on the seven snail kids' birthday)

Mosteeze: Hey Edward and Penney. What are you thinking about? Today's the seven snail kids' birthday and your part of Gary, Snellie and Lary's family.

Edward: Well Mosteeze, we are thinking about what to give to our girlfriend Victoria on our birthday besides I saw her first before he did.

Penney: No you didn't, Edward. Krabs named me after you besides I saw Victoria before you did.

Edward: Oh that's what you think, Penney.

Mary: Now you two. You have to get along. It is the seven snail kids' birthday today.

Pat: Meow!

Sweet Sue: She's right. I wonder what Gary, Snellie and Lary are gonna say about us kids.

Eugene: Yeah they should be here right about now to say Happy Birthday!

Micheal: We can't have a birthday party without somebody saying Happy Birthday now would we?

Victoria: Sure we would. I just want one of these presents those two boys who wanted to give me. (Just then, Gary, Snellie and Lary came inside the Snail-Clubhouse)

Gary: Here we are! Just in time!

Snellie: Happy Birthday Our Snail Kids!

Lary: Yeah! It's the best party you ever had!

Micheal: Aww thanks.

Victoria: Thank you.

Eugene: You're too kind.

Penney: Yeehaw!

Sweet Sue: Thank you.

Edward: Yes indeed.

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Mary: Ooh la la! Gary, your snail-kids have the most awesome Birthday Party they ever had.

Daniel: She's right! This is going to be the best one no snail has ever had before.

Little Dollar: Parties like this have no cake or present to give to. No sir.

Yo-yo: We can't have the snail kids' birthday party without some presents and some cake now would we?

Gary: No way we never thought of that before.

Pat: Meow.

Petey: (Looks at the page of this book) Acording to this book we need some cake and some presents for the seven snail kids' right here at our clubhouse.

Billy: Hmm?. Now where could the cake be?

Foofie: I'd say it might be at the bakery, sir.

Rocky: The Bakery? Why?

Foofie: Some werid lady fish sales it there at the bakery cake shop.

Daniel: The Bakery Cake Shop?

Spike: Isn't that the place where there's a lot of cakes at that shop in Bikini Bottom?

Dan: Yeah. I heard that SpongeBob is the one who brought one cake late that night.

Gary: Exactly what I was thinking Boys,  us snails are gonna find the most delicouls cake in Bikini Bottom.

Spike: One most delicouls cake? Trust me, Snail. That cake doesn't even exist.

Dan: Yeah Gary. Besides our Boss said something about most delicouls cakes.

Edward: Now where could we get one of these presents for Victoria?

Penney: Yeah. I wonder what she likes.?

Snellie: Why don't you kidss find out on what to give on your birthday.

Lary: Yeah. It'll be easy once you take turns of what you want like from the Bikini Bottom Mall.

Micheal: That is a great idea, Lary.

Eugene: Taking turns is what we kids do.

Pat: Meow! Meow!

Boss: Ha ha ha ha ha! (Slithers by) Did I hear that there's a party going on? I wonder what birthday it is today.

Gary: It's our Snailkids' birthday today, Boss.

Mosteeze: They're like trying to think of something of what they want for their birthday.

Penney: She's right us snail kids have to decide what we want when we want for our birthday.

Boss: Oh really? I was thinking that maybe that we should go to the Bikini Bottom Mall and the Bakery Cake Shop.

Pat: Meow?

Petey: Uh, Who said something about going to the mall and the bakery cake shop?

Boss: I did. It was my plan. That's why I'm in charge and so was the little runt with a pink shell.

Gary: Oh you mean me.

Rocky: Somebodies gonna have to get all the presents from the mall and the perfect cake from the bakery shop.

Edward: I think it's going to be me.

Penney: You? Ha! I should be the one to get all the presents.

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! (Boss, Dan and Spike sighs)

Lary: C'mon guys we can all go! It is the seven snailkids' birthday so they except for Edward and Penney could stay here.

Little Dollar: Yeah. Billy, Foofie, stay here with Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat and Sweet Sue would you. No offense.

Billy: You can count on us, Little Dollar.

Foofie: Oh very good sir. Sir? Me? I should stay here with the five snailkids?

Yo-yo: That's right, Foofie. Orders are orders.

Daniel: Don't worry. Some of us snails will be back for the presents and some cake for the party.

Mary: Oui, I'm going with Boss. He is my Ex- boyfriend.

Mosteeze: Yeah Like I just love going to the mall.

Gary: Then we're in this together. C'mon you guys, Let's all get some presents and some cake!

All the Snails: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

Pat: (Jumps with a glee) Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

Boss: Eh. I like my order better. Come on, Fellas. Do what the Runt says.

Pat: Meow! (And so all the snails except for Billy, Foofie, Micheal, Victoria, Pat, Eugene and Sweet Sue went out to the Bakery Cake Shop and the Bikini Bottom Mall. Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to Boating School where SpongeBob and Sandy are giving a present for Randy and Mandy)

SpongeBob: There you are, Randy and Mandy. You're favorite cowboy ropes on your special birthday.

Randy: Hey thanks, SpongeBob. Now I can do a super rodeo contest with this thing.

Mandy: Me too. I can't wait for the big rodeo tomorrow back in Texas.

Sandy: (Giggles) I knew you two would love SpongeBob's gift. Now it's my turn. I would like to give something each of the two of you. (Takes out 2 cowboy hats for Randy and Mandy and hands em too them)

Randy: Cowboy hats. These should really keep the sun off of our faces.

Mandy: Thank you sister Sandy.

Sandy: My pleasure y'all.

SpongeBob: We can never have too many presents now would we? (Laughs. Scene fades to black. Scene cuts to the town of Bikini Bottom where all 15 snails are heading toward inside the Bikini Bottom Mall)

Boss: After me Fellas. (They stopped to look around the inside of the Bikini Bottom Mall)

Gary: So this is the Bikini Bottom Mall.

Snellie: It's very pretty once you get to be here.

Lary: Yeah. I can't wait to go shopping today.

Mary: Me too.

Boss: Fellas, Remember we're finding presents for the seven snailkids so keep an eye out for anything you see in the store. Oh and if you see any people just say meow.

Rocky: Okay. You have our word, Boss. No Talking to people just meow.

Petey: Now which way should we go first?

Edward: I'd say it's the flower shop.

Penney: This is where we find perfect flowers for Victoria. (So all 15 snails slithered to the flower shop to find some perfect flowers. Sadie, Sally, Shubie and Evelyn are standing behind the counter and the register in the flower shop)

Sadie: Oh I just love selling flowers at our shop right inside the mall.

Sally: We can make a lot of money while working here.

Shubie: And while using the cash register we'll say whatever number it cost us.

Evelyn: Ooh. Here come the snails now. (All 15 Snails slithered toward the cash register where Sadie, Sally, Shubie and Evelyn are right now)

Sadie: What can we do for you snails?

Gary: Meow.

Snellie: Meow.

Lary: Meow.

Mary: Meow reow.

Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo: Meow.

Mosteeze: Mreow.

Boss: Meow meow meow meow?

Sally: Sure. Look around for any perfect flower of what you want and we'll pay it.

Shubie: Find a perfect flower whatever you like.

Boss: (To the 14 snails) They're trying to pull a fast one, Fellas. Let's search every flower we find by bringing it back to the clubhouse.

All the Snails: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! (The 15 Snails spilted up to find the perfect flowers for the snail-clubhouse and the five snail kids)

Gary: Look! Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Rocky and I found 7 perfect flowers!

Mary: Ooh la la! Here's a tulip!

Mosteeze: And there's the Daisy!

Petey: And here are some red roses.

Rocky: Looks like we're gonna have to buy these.

Boss: That's great, Fellas. I've think we have every flower we needed for the clubhouse.

Spike: Yeah. Let's find more presents for the snailkids. (Picks up seven flowers)

Dan: Hey Boss! There's one left.

Boss: Oh yeah? (Slithers toward the perfect flower) Now what kind of flower is this?

Dan: What do you think it is? (The perfect flower squirts water at Mary's Ex- boyfriend Boss, Dan and Spike)

Gary: I know what that is. It's a shower flower!

Snellie: It squirts water from the dot part.

Lary: Yeah. Don't see those anyway.

Daniel: Now we have to buy the Shower Flower, Sunflowers, Roses, Tulips, Daisies and a few other things.

Little Dollar: You're right it may cost a lot of money.

Yo-yo: The seven snailkids would going to love it. (All 15 Snails brought Sunflowers, Roses, Tulips, Daisies, A Shower Flower and a few other flowers to the cabinet and near the cash register)

Gary: Meow reow.

Snellie: Meow reow.

Lary: Meow reow.

Mary: Meow reow.

Sadie: You have every flower you needed hun?

Gary: Meow!

Sally: That'll be $5.50 please. (Gary took out five dollars and fifty cents out of his shell and hands it to Sally)

Shubie: Thank you for shopping our flower shop today.

All 15 Snails: Meow! (Slithers out of the flower shop and went back outside the mall)

Edward: I can't beliveve we got every flower from the snail-clubhouse.

Penney: Ha ha! You said it! This is really gonna be a big birthday party!

Petey: Ok now the next present we need to find is a beautiful hat and mittens.

Rocky: Got it!

Mosteeze: But where could we find some hat and mittens?

Boss: It's at the shopping of clothes place. There's plenty of hats and mittens to be found now.

Edward: This is for Victoria. I call for mittens!

Penney: And I call for the hats! Pretty hats!

Mary: There's lots of clothes to try on at the shopping of clothes.

Gary: Sure hope the kids are waiting for the party to start. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts back to the snail clubhouse where Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat and Sweet Sue are watching Billy and Foofie decerating for the party)

Micheal: I can't wait for the big birthday party we are having.

Victoria: I wonder what's taking Penney and Edward so long for the presents.

Eugene: Yeah. I wonder too. When are they going to get the cake at the bakery cake shop?

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Sweet Sue: Gotta bad feeling about this.

Foofie: Children, all the decerations and all the party suppiles are now in place for your birthday party.

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Billy: Also the party hats are on the table that we layed out.

Victoria: Now we have everything we needed to decerate the party.

Eugene: Boy how I love this birthday party!

Pat: Meow!!

French Narrator: (Reading time card) Meanwhile... Back at the mall... (All 15 Snails came out of the clothing shop by paying seven mittens and seven hats for $10.75 for the seven snailkids)

Gary: We've brought the seven mittens and seven hats equal together to make fourteen clothes.

Snellie: You know we should put our stuff inside our shells. Better safe than sorry.

Daniel: That's a great idea, Snellie. These cost $10.75 for seven mittens and seven hats.

Lary: Yeah. No one will ever know we can put everything inside our clothes. (Gary puts seven pair of mittens inside his shell. And Snellie puts seven hats inside her shell)

Boss: Alright. Now the next thing we need to find is the small television for our Snail-Clubhouse and for the snailkids so that we can watch together.

Spike: Where could we get the television from the mall?

Dan: Yeah Boss. Doesn't that cost a lot of money?

Boss: Well sort of. But it's not going to be that long to find three presents for the snailkids. Right?

Edward: You're right, Boss. The small television does cost a lot of money once your in the mall.

Penney: Yeah. It's probably in the electrionic store or something like that.

Little Dollar: So let's go there and buy one.

Yo-yo: Nobody will cost too much money on the television which is small.

Gary: Yo-yo's right. C'mon you guys let's find that television for our Snail-Clubhouse.

All Snails: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts back to Boating School where SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and Pearl told Randy and Mandy everything)

SpongeBob: Ok now it's Patrick, Squidward and Pearl's turn to give you squirrels a present and tell you everything about the place you call Texas.

Mandy: Alright tell us everything about our sister Sandy.

Patrick: If we saw Sandy after SpongeBob and I first met her, did she ever come to Bikini Bottom for the first time?

Randy: Yes. It's when the yellow sponge and Sandy first met while having tea at the treedome.

Squidward: I don't get it.

SpongeBob: C'mon Squidward. Tell something else about me and Sandy.

Squidward: So Randy and Mandy is it true you and Sandy have been together from Texas. Is it?

Mandy: Yes.

Pearl: Ooh. How about this? Is it true that Sandy really is a scientist who can invent everything?

Randy: Yes. It's when Sandy invents a lot of things. Even Robots.

Mandy: Oh, and what about snails that you're talking about? How's Gary the Snail doing SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Oh he was just doing fine spending time alone on his own adventures with his snail friends.

Squidward: I was thinking the same thing about Snellie.

Randy: Oh we knew that.

Patrick: What? (Scene fades to black. Scene cuts to the bakery cake shop where all 15 snails come in and looked around and saw the ingredents of the cake. They saw a lot of cakes inside the glass)

Gary: So this is the Bikini Bottom Bakery Cake Shop.

Mary: This is where will find a perfect cake for the snailkids.

Petey: I would've been too wrong. If there's a cake inside the grass that werid lady is selling we're buying it.

Mosteeze: Or like sometimes it'll buy us.

Snellie: There's that werid looking lady who sells a lot of cakes.

Lary: Yeah. And she behind the register too.

Edward: We want a cake for the birthday party right now.

Penney: He's right Like Micheal said we can't have a birthday party without the cake.

Rocky: C'mon. Let's get that cake. (All 15 Snails slithered to the werid fish lady behind the cash register and lots of cakes inside a glass)

Gary: Excuse us. Werid fish lady! We would like to buy a perfect cake for our clubhouse.

Fish Lady: What?

Boss: Runt!

Gary: Sorry. Meow!

Fish Lady: Oh I see. So you snails wanted a cake for the snail-clubhouse hun? (Takes out a strawberry surprise cake) This is what I have.

Gary: (Looks at the strawberry surprise cake and saw the words) It's says "Happy Birthday Snails!"

Daniel: Wow.

Fish Lady: (Sighs) Do you want it or not?

Gary: Yes ma'am. (Takes the strawberry surprise cake, takes out one dollar out of his shell and hands to the werid Fish Lady)

Little Dollar: I don't beliveve that strawberry surprise cake was the most perfect cake in Bikini Bottom.

Daniel: I know. Isn't this going to be delicouls or not?

Yo-yo: Now we can go back to our clubhouse to have a celebration. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts back to the Snail-Clubhouse where all 15 snails return to the Snail-Clubhouse inside to bring presents and the strawberry surprise cake for the snailkids near the table)

Gary: We're back kids!

Micheal: Hey Gary! What took you guys for so long?

Snellie: We brought back all the presents from the mall that you kids wanted for your birthday.

Victoria: Oh good. So Edward and Penney did go with you guys. Bring the presents here.

Edward: (Takes out one pair of mittens out of Gary's shell) Victoria my girl these are for you a pair of pink mittens for your snail hands.

Victoria: Aww Edward you shouldn't have I just love these mitten they keep me warm for the whole winter.

Penney: Ok my turn! (Takes out one hat out of Snellie's shell) I've brought something for you gorgus.

Victoria: Really? What is it?

Penney: It's a pretty hat. It has a lot of flowers for you to wear. Hope you'd like it.

Victoria: All of those for me? You two shouldn't have. I shall try em on now. (She puts on one pair of mittens on her snail hands and puts on a pretty hat on her eyestalks) Thank you both. These are the best gifts I ever have.

Edward and Penney: You're welcome, Victoria!

Victoria: What you you think, Pat? How do I look?

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

Boss: Don't worry kids. There's plenty more presents where that came from.

Pat: Meooooooooooooow!

Spike: And check this out. These two snails have six more hats and six more pair of mittens inside their shells for the each of you. (He and Dan took em all out of their shells and hands em over to Micheal, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward)

Dan: I hope you kids would like em 'Cause it's from the clothes shop and it cost $10.75.

Sweet Sue: Oh thank you boys, thank you!!

Eugene: Yeah. Thanks I can't wait to try on my new hat!

Pat: Meoooow!

Boss: We brought television too. That way we can watch every T.V. show like like.

Micheal: Ooh. Even Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

Boss: Yup. Even those two young heroes. That yellow guy and the starfish are the fans of the two greatest heroes ever.

Victoria: Oh thank you, Boss. This is the best birthday present ever!

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Sweet Sue: You got us everything we wanted!

Pat: Meow!

Petey: Who wants some strawberry surprise birthday cake!?!

All snails: Ohh! Ohh! Ohhh! We do!! We do!! We do!! We do!! We do!!

Petey: Ok! Let's eat it at the table!

All Snails: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Rocky: Alright!!

Billy: Yes!

Foofie: How exciting!!

Gary: Happy Birthday Our Snailkids!! (All 22 Snails laughed and enjoyed the surprised birthday cake. Bubbles come up as the scene cuts back to Boating School again where SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Randy, Mandy and Pearl told Charles butler fish about snails)

Charles: So you're all telling me that Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo and Rocky are you favorite pet snails? What cute names.

Randy: Thanks. My favorite snail is Mosteeze.

Mandy: My favorite snail is Petey.

SpongeBob: What about you, Charles? What's your favorite pet snail?

Charles: He's called Foofie. My favorite polited snail. He's a butler like me. He's got a really cool mustache. He even got his Lgariest main hair and his pearly white teeth are so very shiny. Also I should say his name in a short way "Foof" or "Foofs".

Sandy: So, Foofie is your snail hun?

Pearl: He probably reminds me as someone in the prom with.

Squidward: Not as much as your polited snail.

SpongeBob: Didn't you ever had a pet snail when he got into the riot with the rest of the pets?

Charles: Yeah I have. I can't beliveve Foofie doesn't like me anymore. I mean All I said was does anyone speak snail. That's all.

Sandy: Wow. After all this time you have ever forgotten that you have a pet snail.

Squidward: I would never have forgotten that I've ever had a purebrad snail.

Patrick: As long as they don't run into any trouble or something.

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. I'm sure Gary and his snail friends will be just fine.

Patrick: Well I hope you're right. (Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house that night. SpongeBob's sleeping peacefully on his bed while Gary is writing his favorite snail journal of what he and his snail friends did today)

Gary: Today's birthday of Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward has turned out great. At first they were thinking what they wanted for their birthday. So they did.

Snellie: We first got to the Bikini Bottom Mall and the bakery cake shop to bring a few things for our snail clubhouse.

Lary: Yeah. And we even brought a small T.V. set which cost us $5.00 now in a lower price.

Gary: Looks like we had a great birthday party today didn't we? And I bet tomorrow will be even more fun. Don't you think so you guys?

Snellie: You're right, Gary. And tomorrow's going to be a big scoop while we watch some T.V. back at our clubhouse.

Lary: Yeah. Let's go to sleep. (Gary, Snellie and Lary fell fast asleep as we zoom out to SpongeBob's pineapple home)



Gary: Hi! Gary the Snail here!

SpongeBob: And SpongeBob!

Gary: We're are about to have a big scoop at are Snail Clubhouse and Petey is in charge of things it's all in the Bikini Bottom News Flash.

SpongeBob: Oh. This is going to be hard to work on a project that me and Patrick are working in a find print.

Gary: I'm not sure it's not in the print. We're doing the same thing too if that's the way we do it.

Gary and Snellie: "Next time!! "Petey's Big Scoop!" See ya then!!!

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