The History of All Boating Ever is a book that SpongeBob memorized in theSeason 6 episode "Nautical Novice" in order to impress Mrs. Puff. It had 7,400 pages and started with, "In the beginning, Neptune created the sail", and ended with "But such tragedies will be avoided with the flying boat, of the future."


  • The cover was a picture of an Olaf from Dear Vikings.
  • The first sentence in the book "In the beginning Neptune made the sail" is similar to to the first sentence of the Holy Bible "In the beginning God made the Heavens and the Earth.

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