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(The episode begins at Squidward's Tiki Head Island where Squidward is sleeping on his bed peacefully until the clock alarm stops too 7 O'clock AM and goes off and Squidward turns off the alarm clock and got out of bed and puts on his slippers. Then he goes to the mirror and looks at himself in it)

Squidward: (Smells his fresh air) Ah. Squidward my man, you look perfect. (He goes outside with his slippers off and his shirt on) La da dee La da dum La de doo. La da dee La dee dum La dee do. La da dee La dee dum La dee do. (He saw a letter which is for Sandy Cheeks) Hun? What's this? (Picks up a letter) It's a letter for Sandy. (Reads it) "Dear Sandy, Your twin brother Randy and your tin sister Mandy and I are coming over to Bikini Bottom for "Be Kind To Squirrels Day". We would like to be at your side as land creatures from Texas. We would see you at the treedome real soon. Love Daddy". (Stops reading) What kind of day of "Be Kind to Squirrels Day" anyway?

SpongeBob: (Came by to Squidward) Morning, Squidward! Fancy meeting you here. So what have you got here on your tentacle there?

Squidward: Uh Nothing! Nothing at all.

SpongeBob: I know that you've noticed that you've got a letter for Sandy.

Squidward: What? How did you know that?!

SpongeBob: I've heard what you've just read. We should take that letter to Sandy at her treedome! (He helled Squidward's hand and takes him to the treedome where Sandy lives. Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to the treedome where SpongeBob and Squidward came in) Sandy! Are you inside? Squidward's got a letter for you that you've wanted to read!

Squidward: If you're at home just come out that we wanted to see!

Sandy: (Comes out and brushes through the door) Hi-yah!! Trying to sneak into my house aren't ya!? Well you're no match for my squirrel fu! Hi yah!! (Kicks Squidward when he fells over and a letter for Sandy drops from his tentacle hands) Hun? What's this? (Picks up her letter and looks at it) It's a letter for my father all the way from Texas.

SpongeBob: Yeah. It's about your squirrel family Squidward read.

Sandy: Well golly. My dad said that he, Randy and Mandy are coming over to Bikini Bottom for Be Kind To Squirrels Day. And we're challenging the squids for an ultaminte battle today.

Squidward: (Got up) Your father is all the way from Texas?

Sandy: That's right, Squidward. Today you I are gonna have to battle it out against Squids and Squirrels.

Squidward: We are? But the Squids who are exactly like me. They're back at Tentacle Acres. I can't ask them for help. Besides I don't live here.

SpongeBob: Well you two have to sort this out for a battle. I'm gonna head to The Krusty Krab are serve some Krabby Patties to the customers. (Walks off to The Krusty Krab)

Sandy: I better wait inside the Treedome for my family to arrive! (Went back inside the treedome to wait for her family)

Squidward: I better get to the Snail-Clubhouse and warn Gary and his snail friends about the battle going on! (Went to the Snail-Clubhouse. Meanwhile, at the Chum Bucket Plankton over hears a battle going on between Squidward and his Squids and Sandy and her squirrels)

Plankton: So, Squidward and Sandy are about to battle each other with their squids and squirrels? Well if it's a battle they want it's battle they'll get!! (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to the Snail-Clubhouse where all 19 Snails are enjoying themselves while sitting around the tables)

Micheal: Hey Rocky, How's that you become a Hermit Snail and joining the rest of us snails?

Rocky: I became awake when SpongeBob and Patrick saw me as a sleepy rock. Now they saw me as a Hermit Snail.

Victoria: I'm glad you will be joining us as a real life snail.

Eugene: Yeah. Gary, Snellie, Lary and Daniel had you worried their for a sec.

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Sweet Sue: How about that? A Hermit Snail Joining us around the table.

Penney: Aww c'mon. I thought Rocky was just a rock when it was One Thousand Years Ago.

Edward: No I think Rocky just won the race when Patrick's really proud of him when he comes out as a snail and started to move.

Mary: Oui, I just heard that the battle between squids and squirrels in Bikini Bottom is today.

Foofie: You know, Mary the battle does not go on between squids and squirrels.

Mosteeze: He's right. Sandy and Squidward are realited to each other. They're not alike as sea creature and land creature in Bikini Bottom.

Petey: They've been friends for a very long time now.

Daniel: Gary, do you know anything between Squidward and Sandy?

Gary: Of course I do. I known about them for years. It looks like they never fight as rivals.

Snellie: Uh hun. Like that will never ever happened in Bikini Bottom.

Lary: Yeah. This will never happen in Bikini Bottom between Sandy and Squidward.

Rocky: Oh really? Like the time when Gary said it's a rivaly between him and Squidward.

Pat: Meow.

Boss: I don't about you Fellas. But between big nose and a squirrel, Nothing can possibably get any worse than this.

Spike: Don't forget us snails too. They battle Squids and Squirrels at the same time.

Dan: Besides, no any other owner can help out sort this battle expecially that yellow sponge creature named SpongeBob.

Gary: Uh, Boys... I was wondering if any of us snails would battle Squids and Squirrels, what will happen when somebody takes a Mind Control helmets on them?

Dan: Well Gary. We're not pretty sure. But we don't know what Mind Control helmets really is that you're talking about.

Spike: I think you need to be more prescriptive.

Boss: Yeah the boys of mine has got a point there, Runt. That mind control helmets you're talking about doesn't exist.

Gary: Sure it is, Boss. Like the other time when Plankton uses plan Z.

Mary: What Plan Z?

Mosteeze: Yeah like what are you talking about?

Pat: Meow.

Gary: I'm talking about those things they call Plankton's Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets on their heads. Everyone's heads including my eyes.

Snellie: The Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets? What are they?

Lary: Yeah. Are they the old plans of Plankton's?

Gary: Yes. And he wants the king's crown so bably that he wants to rule Bikini Bottom.

Daniel: And what's the king's name anyway, Gary?

Foofie: Is he a man or a mermaid, sir?

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Gary: He was none other then... King Neptune.

All Snails But Gary: King Neptune?!

Gary: That's right. He's the leader of all the kingdom in Bikini Bottom. He even has a daughter who is a mermaid.

Mary: I love mermaids. They are nice and kind to all of us in Bikini Bottom.

Micheal: What is this a mermaid King Neptune's daughter is, Gary?

Gary: His daughter was known as Princess Mindy. And her brother and King Neptune's son... Triton.

Rocky: Wow. What luck! Yeah.

Snellie: Princess Mindy?

Lary: And King Neptune's son Triton?

Petey: So? we all know where King Neptune and his kids are.

Spike: Big deal. They always rule Bikini Bottom for good people.

Dan: Yeah. Triton is a god who uses his magical powers.

Boss: That's right. So if we can just help King Neptune, Mindy and Triton from their kingdom, we'll might just do it in the next day while that other monster shows up in Bikini Bottom that we never face before.

Pat: Meow.

Eugene: Hey you guys enough talking. Looks like someone is coming inside the clubhouse.

Sweet Sue: Really? Who was it?

Eugene: I don't know but lucky guess. (Right then there was a knock at the door)

Victoria: I wonder who that could be. (All 19 Snails got up from around the table and slithers to the door and Gary opens the door and there was Squidward)

Squidward: No worries. I made it.

Gary: Squidward!

Daniel: I wonder what he wants now.

Squidward: I need your help again.

Snellie: What was it that you needed our help, Squidward?

Rocky: What's the emergency this time?

Squidward: Sandy and her family of squirrels are about to have a battle against the squids!

All 19 Snails: Whaaat?!!

Edward: Why would Sandy wanted to do that exactly?

Penney: Yeah I thought she was your best friend.

Squidward: She was my best friend.

Boss: Face it, Big Nose, you and the squirrel are both smart, polite and care about stuff but there's no way you both have to battle for it.

Squidward: When will you ever learn? Snails, Listen carefully. This is serious. I need you all to go to Tentacle Acres town and bring every squid to Bikini Bottom. Think about my arch rival from band class who is my brother with a unnabrow. And my new girl friend Squilvia. Will you do that for me? Promise me I'll be good and care for all of you for the rest of my life.

Gary: We guess so. Could you excuse us for a minute we have a confession to make for ourselves. (He and the other snails huddled to each other and meow softly) You we're right, Mary. Maybe there was a battle going on between the squids and squirrels.

Mary: So what now? Should we snails really trust Squidward about this?

Micheal: Course we do. After all Gary is the arch rival of Squidward. But he's gonna make it up to him right now.

Pat: Meow. (Gary and the other snails turned around back to Squidward and seem to agree with him)

Gary: Ok, Squidward. We agree with you. We'll go to Tentacle Acres to bring the other squids to Bikini Bottom.

Boss: Just to be sure you won't tell anyone about this nonsense.

Squidward: Great. Now go on and bring the other squids to me. Even my mama.

Boss: Alright alright we heard you. C'mon Fellas, Let's go to Tentacle Acres to bring the other squids.

All Snails: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! (And so all 19 snails slithers out of the clubhouse while Squidward stays behind and wait for them to return when the scene fades to black. Scene cuts to Tentacle Acres where all 19 snails come in from behind the big golden door where the speaker is next to)

Boss: After me, Fellas. (He presses a button on the speaker)

Squid: (Coming through the speaker) Hello. Welcome to Tentacle Acres. How may we serve you?

Boss: We wanted to come inside the town to warn the other squids about the squirrels having a battle.

Squid: (Coming through the speaker) Have you ever been a sea creature known as a sponge?

Boss: Nope. Not even a sponge is with us.

Squid: (Coming through the speaker) Well what about a...

Spike: Nope. No starfish. Just us lovely adoorable 19 snails.

Dan: Yeah. We'll never do anything to you and every squid in Tentacle Acres.

Squid: (Coming through the speaker) Ok I'll let you snails in! (The Big Golden Gate opens itself and all 19 snails came slithering into the town of Tentacle Acres when the big golden gate closes by itself)

All 19 Snails: Meooooooooooooooooow!!! Meoooooooow!! Meooow!! Meow!! (We see a whole bunch of Tiki Head Island houses on every block and all the squids live in peace)

Gary: So this is Tentacle Acres hun?

Mary: It looks more like the town of Squidvillie.

Foofie: But where are we going to find a lot of squids Mr. Tentacles want us to find?

Mosteeze: We would like to see them all in time so that the squids can battle the squirrels.

Petey: I wonders if we can ask them all in one time.

Snellie: It could be ethier one of them in a Squidward family.

Lary: Yeah. Don't forget we need to find Squilvia, Squid Mama and his arch rival from band class Squilliam Fancyson.

Pat: Meow!

Boss: Ok. We've got no time to waste standing here, Fellas. C'mon Let's ask one of these squids. (All 19 Snails slithered to the squids who are in town chatting and talking about the squirrels)

Squid: So I heard that there's a battle going on between the squirrels and the squids.

Squidette: I absoluey adoor to the core.

Other Squid: Maybe he'll never learn to get a life.

Woman: Who knows? The real Squidward doesn't live in Tentacles Acres. (All Squids Laugh)

Gary: Uh Excuse us! (All the squids stopped laughing and saw all 19 snails)

Squid #1: Who are those 19 snails?

Squid #2: They kinda look like pet snails from the other town.

Policeman: Whoever you are! You are no welcome here in Tentacle Acres, Snails!

Squidette: That's right you should leave this town. That means no snails allowed.

Gary: Wait!! We didn't come here to harm you. Squidward sent us all here to warn you about something!

Pat: Meow.

Man #1: (Gasps) Squidward?

Man #2: Did he just say Squidward?

Guard: That's the guy we were just after.

Squilvia: I kinda like the guy who is absolutely dreamy.

Boss: Really? You kinda like the big nose who was in Bikini Bottom. About ya ye tall, and Tentacles, a Shirt, Couple of eyes?

Squilvia: That's the guy! Oh my Neptune! We squids forgot to tell him that we should come visit him today.

Snellie: Hold on. We still haven't figure out your name yet.

Lary: Yeah. First, who are you? And what kind of a squid are you anyway?

Squilvia: I'm a lady squid. And I'm so kind. My name is Squilvia.

Gary: Squilvia hun? I'm Gary. And these are my snailfriends.

Snellie: I'm Snellie.

Lary: I'm Lary.

Daniel: I'm Daniel.

Rocky: I'm Rocky.

Petey: I'm Petey.

Mosteeze: I'm Mosteeze.

Mary: I'm Mary.

Micheal: I'm Micheal.

Eugene: I'm Eugene.

Penney: I'm Penney.

Sweet Sue: I'm Sweet Sue.

Edward: I'm Edward.

Victoria: I'm Victoria and this is Pat.

Pat: Meow.

Foofie: I'm Foofie and I use to be a butler snail. I was adopted by my owner charles butler fish.

Boss: I'm Mary's Ex- boyfriend. I'm the leader of all the snails from Snail-Park. But you can call me Boss. And these are my two boys. "Dan and Spike".

Dan: Hello!

Spike: Hey!

Squilvia: Pleasure to meet you, Snails.

Other Squid: I think those are the talking snails that were waiting for.

Woman: So what brings you snails here anyway?

Boss: Well uh...

Dan: Hey Boss, Why don't you tell them about Sandy and her family all the way from Texas.

Boss: Oh, Uh, Okay. Uh, Let's see here uh... This particcular squirrel and her family is about to start a battle between them and all of you squids.

Squidette: The Squirrels from Texas are about to battle us.

Man #1: Wow. What a joke. (All the squids except Squilvia laughed)

Boss: Hey... What's you giggling at? They'res giggling at me!

Gary: Let me handle this! Boss is trying to say is if we don't get you squids to Bikini Bottom the squirrels will think they won this battle. (All the squids stopped laughing)

Squilvia: You think so?

Gary: That's right. And that's why we snails are taking you to Bikini Bottom right now. C'mon everyone let's go!

Other Squids: Okay!! (And so 19 snails lead all 9 squids the way out of Tentacle Acres whey they got out of town and all the way to the big golden gate. They lead them all the way to Bikini Bottom on the road where all the citizens live and where Squidward and Sandy are right now)

Lary: We're getting close you guys. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to the treedome where Sandy is still waiting for her family all the way from Texas)

Sandy: Well Sandy. Since you can wait that long, At least now I'm about to do a battle without my family. (Suddenly there's a doorbell ringing and Sandy went to answer it. She opens the door and there stood her family all the way from Texas. Randy, Mandy, Her Father and Earl)

Randy: Howdy y'all!

Mandy: What's up!

Earl: Howdy partner!

Sandy's Father: Sandy my daughter good to see you!

Sandy: Dad! Randy! Mandy! And Earl! What took y'all so long? You are late as a business man in the new york city.

Randy: We got your infortaintion of the letter!

Mandy: Today's the big day that we're gonna battle the squids in Bikini Bottom.

Earl: Yeah. Like what in tarnation is going on with all the squids in town?

Sandy: I think I know the answer. Our pal Squidward is the most misrable person in town. That's why I've called you here.

Sandy's Father: I think we got it all under control come on Squirrels Let's go to Bikini Bottom! (So Sandy, Her Father, Randy, Mandy and Earl went out of the treedome and are now heading to Bikini Bottom. Bubbles come up as the scene cuts toall 19 snails and the nine squids heading to Squilliam Fancyson's house. Gary told Squilliam everything about the squirrels and Squilliam joins the nine squids and now they were 10. Then the scene cuts to Mama Squid's house where all 19 snails and all 10 squids came in. Gary told Mama Squid and Squidward's Father everything about the squirrels and Mama Squid and Squidward's Father joins the 10 squids and now they were 12. Then the scene cuts back to the Snail-Clubhouse where Squidward is still waiting for all 19 snails to return with all 12 squids)

Squidward: I wonder what's taking Gary and his 18 snail friends so long. Oh forget it. I'll just have to battle Sandy and her squirrels all by myself. (Suddenly, all 19 snails returned to their clubhouse and toward Squidward along with all 12 squids)

Gary: We're back, Squidward!

Squidward: What!? What took you snails so long?

Gary: See for yourself. (Squidward sees all 12 squids with a big surprise)

Rocky: Neat hun?

All Squids but Squilliam: Hi Squidward!

Squilliam: Hello Squiddy.

Squidward: Hello Mama, Dad, Squilvia and... (Annoyed) Squilliam.

Squidward's father: Good to see you, Son. We squids over heard the battle between the squirrels and us.

Mama Squid: We would like to head to Bikini Bottom to battle the squirrels with you.

Squilvia: It'll be just between all of us.

Squidward: Really? Oh thanks all of you. And everyone from Tentacle Acres, I'm sorry for what I did in your town. But now I'm going to make it up to you all right now.

Policeman: F.Y.I., We should head to Bikini Bottom right now.

Squidette: Yeah we would like to see the squirrels in action.

Other Squid: I always knew you would get a life.

Man #1: Like when you played that Reef Blower.

Man #2: That's the most childish thing we ever seen.

Woman: And the other time we dance together in the audiction.

Guard: And the time we always played the clarinet. We are such good musical players in the universe.

Squid: We can be together as one.

Squidward: You don't know how long I've waited to hear those words.

Boss: Ok ok. We get the point. Now can't we just go to Bikini Bottom to battle those squirrels?

Foofie: Ms. Cheeks is waiting for us back in the town.

Gary: Ok everybody! Time to get to Bikini Bottom! Let the best Squid or Squirrel win On Squids and Squirrels challenge!

Everyone: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!! (And so all 19 snails and all 13 squids headed toward Bikini Bottom where Sandy, Randy, Mandy, Earl and Sandy's Father are right now. But Plankton has his own plans. He disguised himself as salesman who sells Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets for free)

Plankton: Just you wait, Gary. Once I sold every Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets to all the squids and squirrels, stealing the Krabby Patty Secret Formula will be too easy for me! (Laughs evily. Scene fades to black. Scene cuts to Bikini Bottom where Sandy, Randy, Mandy, Earl and Sandy's Father are waiting for Squidward and the squids and all 19 snails to arrive)

Sandy: I wonder where Squidward is at?

Randy: Yeah. Guess all the other squirrels have won.

Mandy: Not just yet, Randy.

Earl: Alright. It's about time the squids are about to show up!

Sandy's Father: And they've brought along some 19 snails around here. (All 19 Snails and all 13 squids came to the town of Bikini Bottom toward the squirrels and Squidward told everything to Sandy)

Squidward: So Sandy, Are you ready to battle?

Sandy: You bet I do, Squidward. I've got all four squirrels by my side from Texas. They're on my side as partners.

Squidward: Well if you must know, I've got all the squids by my side even my arch rival from band class Squilliam Fancyson and my new girlfriend Squilvia.

Sandy: Well then shall we get started?

Squidward: Yeah I hear ya!

Squilliam: How original.

Gary: Squids! Squirrels! Time to get started on your battle.

Snellie: Get out your canyons and get the soap or oil or anything you want.

Lary: Yeah. Let the battle of Bikini Bottom begin! (Mary's Ex- boyfriend/Boss took out the flag and started the show and got between the squids and squirrels and shouted...)

Boss: Ready... Set... Go! (Waves the flag. The squids started the canyons and filled it up with clarinets and the squirrels started the canyons and filled it up with cowboy ropes, spicks, spaingels and cowboy hats)

Squidward: Ready Squids!?

All the Squids: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Sandy: Ready Squirrels!?

All the Squirrels: Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Squidward and Sandy: FIRE!!! (All the Squids and Squirrels fired their clarinets, cowboy ropes, spick and spaingels and cowboy hats at each other)

Gary: Ha ha! Now this is going great!

Edward: Now that those Squids and Squirrels are distractied, we get to do what ever we want to do.

Penney: (Laughs) You said it, Edward! I can't wait to do everything we like to do!

Petey: C'mon you guys, what can possibably go wrong? (Just then Plankton who is dressed and disguised himself as a salesman came and brought a box filled with Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets)

Plankton: Excuse me!? Ladies! Gentlemen! Squids and Squirrels! (Squids and Squirrels stopped battling each other and sees the salesman with a box filled with Bucket Helmets)

Squidward: It's the salesman!

Sandy: Yeah. And he's got a bunch of hats in a box.

Plankton: Ahem. Uh yes it is I the salesman. I sell hats from the box. I just couldn't sell the entire hat to some other people. Would you Squids and Squirrels care for one?

Squilliam: I wouldn't mind wearing those hats you like to sell.

Squilvia: Me too. I would like to care for one.

Randy: I would like one too!

Mandy: Me too! (All Squids and Squirrels agreed)

Plankton: Alright, Bucket helmets... I mean Hats for everyone! (He took out all the Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets and handed every Squid and Squirrel one and all the Squids and Squirrels try them on their heads and cheered)

Man #1: My helmet!

Man #2: All right!

Sandy's Father: Not bad. Not bad at all.

Squidward: Thank you, Mr. Salesman!

Plankton: Hmm. Sure. (Takes out a remote control for the Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets and presses a button and all the Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets the Squids and Squirrels are wearing had their anntenas come out causing em to lower the Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets inside their heads now they're all under control)

Squids and Squirrels: All hail Plankton!

Gary: Oh no. Not again!

Squids and Squirrels: All hail Plankton!

Plankton: (Laughs evily and takes off his salesman disguise) Fools! I've tricked you all for wearing those hats from now on you squids and squirrels will be my slaves. And as your evil genuis I common you all to attack The Krusty Krab!!

Squids and Squirrels: (Followed Plankton's orders and got to The Krusty Krab) All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton!

Lary: Hey! Those aren't hats!

Snellie: Those are Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets!

Gary: I've should've known Plankton was behind all this mess the sides the way they smell!!

Daniel: Looks like Gary's right about the Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets after all.

Rocky: Now what are we going to do?!

Boss: Looks like we better head to The Krusty Krab and warn the yellow guy and Krabs. C'mon Fellas we better get there before the Squids and Squirrels do!

Pat: Meow!! (All 19 Snails hurried to The Krusty Krab to warn SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs before Plankton Slaves who are Squids and Squirrels. Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to The Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs ordered SpongeBob to do something)

Mr. Krabs: Well, SpongeBob it's almost closing time. Looks like you made every Krabby Patty to hand out every customer to make me a lot of money. Now I want you to scrub out the toliets with your cleaning utensial.

SpongeBob: Aye aye, Captain! (Walks toward the bathroom to scrub the toliets with the cleaning utensial)

Mr. Krabs: What a good lad.

Squids and Squirrels: (Off screen) All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton!

Mr. Krabs: What in neptune's too pay is going on out there? (Looks outside through the window and saw the Squids and Squirrels with mind controled Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets inside their heads and gasps) Oh no Mr. Squidward and Sandy are in a mind control helmets along with the squids and squirrels!

Squids and Squirrels: All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! (All 19 Snails quickly got through all the Squids and Squirrels while slithering and running inside The Krusty Krab through the dobole doors)

Gary: Mr. Krabs!! You and SpongeBob have to get out of here!! Sheldon J. Plankton used the Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets to get the Squids and Squirrels in a mind control!!

Snellie: They're going to attack The Krusty Krab and steal your Krabby Patty Secret Formula if you're not careful!!

Lary: Yeah!! Plankton's plan will be almost suceed once he's got the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!!

Mr. Krabs: What?!! Plankton's using the Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets on the squids and squirrels?!!

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Daniel: If we don't do something now, Plankton will figure out what the Krabby Patty formula really is!

Mr. Krabs: Alright, but I better worn me customers. (To the customers) Everybody run for your lifes the Squids and Squirrels are attacking me resturant!

All the Customers: (Runs for their lives around in the circle) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

Rocky: That's telling them.

Boss: Don't worry, Krabs. My fellas and I will take care of those Squids and Squirrels before you know it.

Dan: Every last one who in a mind control by Plankton.

Spike: Yeah. Let's get those Squids and Squirrels to the pupilp!

Foofie: Now that's the idea we would like to hear. (All 19 Snails went out of The Krusty Krab through the dobole doors to stop the Squids and Squirrels from attacking it's place)

Gary: Hold it right there Squids and Squirrels! (All the squids and squirrels stopped)

Boss: If you want the resturant, you're gonna have to get through us to do it!

Mosteeze: We'll make sure you'll never like steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!

Squids and Squirrels: (Laughs)

Plankton: (Came through the Squids and Squirrels) No fair! You stopped my army!

Mary: You can't let them do this!

Gary: Yeah Sheldon J. Plankton! We won't let you steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!

Petey: How would you like it if we battle the squids and squirrels together!

Plankton: Only for my cold dead feefur!

Micheal: That's it!

Victoria: Bring it on!

Eugene: Yeah!!

Penney: Let's battle!

Sweet Sue: Let's do this!

Edward: Come get some!

Pat: Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl!!!

Plankton: Get them!!!

Squids and Squirrels: All hail Plankton!

Gary: SNAILS, SQUIDS AND SQUIRRELS!!!!!

All 19 Snails: CHAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (All 19 Snails started fighting the Squids and Squirrels in a mind control Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets while doing karate)

Gary: Hi-yah!! (Scratches Sandy and Squidward)

Snellie: Hi-yah!! (Scratches the other squid)

Lary: Hi-yah!! (Scratches Squilliam)

Daniel: Howah cha!! (Punches Man #'s one and two)

Rocky: Haaa!! (Punches Squid numbers one and two)

Boss: Take this!! (Kicks Squidward's Dad)

Dan and Spike: Get em!! (Body slams Randy and Mandy)

Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward: Yaaah!!! (Kicks Squidette, Squilvia, Woman, Sandy's Father, Earl, Mama Squid and Sandy)

Mosteeze: Hi-yah!!! (Twirl her ribbon and yanks Squidward and Squilliam with a spin)

Petey: Take that!! (Bites the Squid woman in a butt)

Foofie: Whaaa!! (Bites Earl's tail and throws him into the ground)

Mary: Hi-yah!!! (Punches and kicks Squilvia in the face)

Gary, Snellie and Lary: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-Yaaaaaah!!!!!! (Punches and Scratches all the squids and squirrels into the air and on the ground with a crash and all of their Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets breaks into peaces)

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

Mr. Krabs: (Came brusting out through the dobole doors toward Plankton) Do you mind if I cut in Bottom Feeders?

Eugene: You got it, Mr. Krabs!

Sweet Sue: Okay Mr. Krabs, do your thing!

Mr. Krabs: Thanks! (Picks up Plankton) Looks like it's launching time for you, Plankton! (Launches Plankton all the way back to the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Curse you, Mr. Krabs!!! (Lands inside the Chum Bucket with a thud) Ouch.

Boss: Ha! Right away to launch that bug back to the Chum Bucket, Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Thanks. Launching is my specialty.

Victoria: But what are we going to do with Squidward and Sandy?

Micheal: We can't always just leave them out here along with the squids and squirrels.

Mr. Krabs: I've got a better idea. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to the Hospital where Squidward, Sandy and all the Squids and Squirrels who have casts all over their whole bodies while lying themselves one every comfy bed)

Dr. Forrest: Your friends Squidward and Sandy and all the squids and squirrels have gotten hurt by all these snails which they have never seen do a little karate before. But they'll pull through right after they get better.

Gary: Doctor? Are you sure Sandy and Squidward will pull through once they get well?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah. They were sorry to the squids and squirrels about doing the little karate thing.

Dr. Forrest: Now now, I'm sure they'll be just fine. But on the bright side, they'll get well soon for the next 54 hours a day.

Rocky: 54 hours takes a long time hun?

Daniel: Don't worry, Squidward and Sandy you'll get well soon in the next 54 hours.

Snellie: And once again we're sorry you had to see us do karate against you.

Pat: Meow.

Penney: Well the only thing left to do is play in the sand for three days.

Edward: That's right. Until Patrick Star returns to Bikini Bottom and Squidward and Sandy will recover the damage we took to them is to have another great time.

Lary: Yeah. Who knows what will get worse? I think we snails won the battle of Snails, Squids and Squirrels challenge.

Snellie: You can say that again, Lary. (All 19 Snails had to laugh. Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house that night. SpongeBob watched Gary writes his favorite snail journal of what he and his snail friends did today on his bed)

SpongeBob: Hey Gary, Snellie and Lary. How did you you three come along on your adventures?

Gary: It's coming along great, SpongeBob. Me, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Rocky and the rest of my snailfriends did a lot of work today. We went to Tentacle Acres to bring a lot of Squids for Squidward to built his army of squids in Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob: You did? Wow! That reminds me when Patrick and I went there to find the real Squidward. (He, Gary, Snellie and Lary thinks as the scene flashes back to the episode "Squidville" where SpongeBob and Patrick tries to find the real Squidward. In a flashback episode) Are you Squidward?

Male Squid: No. [he walks up to the croquet woman]

SpongeBob: Are you Squidward?

Squidette: No. [Patrick talks to a fire hydrant]

Patrick: Are you Squidward? [pause] That's OK, take your time. [SpongeBob walks up to him]

SpongeBob: Any one of these Squidward's can be the real Squidward, Patrick! [the town rumbles as Squid rockets the leaf blower out of Tentacle Acres and laughs maniacally]

Squidward: Freedom! Woo-hoo! [SpongeBob and Patrick watch him fly over the horizon]

SpongeBob: Well, we know one thing: it sure isn't that guy! (Then the scene flashes back to SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary in the bedroom) So what else did you snails did today?

Snellie: We actually saw Plankton using those Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets on the squids and squirrels.

SpongeBob: Yeah and...

Lary: We also did a little karate on the squids and squirrels and removed all the Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets out of Plankton's hands.

Gary: And we got to the hospital with Mr. Krabs to see if Sandy and Squidward are okay.

SpongeBob: Wow. That's gotta hurt, buddy.

Gary: I know isn't that repaulsive.

SpongeBob: Oh well what have you got to lose? You three snails sure had fun today didn't ya? I wonder what tomorrow's big adventure will be. Hun Gary, Snellie and Lary?

Gary: Meow.

Snellie: Meow.

Lary: Meow.

SpongeBob: I've thought so. Well, Good Night you three. (He, Gary, Snellie and Lary fell fast asleep as we zoom out to SpongeBob's pineapple home)

THE END

NEXT EPISODE OF THE ADVENTURES OF GARY THE SNAIL

Gary: Hi! Gary the Snail here!

SpongeBob: And SpongeBob! Look Gary It's Brad the handsome fish. Mable Monica's boyfriend. He is taking his handsome snail Billy for a walk all the time.

Gary: Brad and Billy are here? I'm not sure if Mary the Snail will like this. Because Mable Monica is going to take her back to france or paris along with Brad and his handsome pet snail Billy. What will Mary's Ex- boyfriend Boss do about that?

Gary, Snellie and Lary: Next time! "Farewell Mary!" See ya then!!!

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