The Robotic Waiter is a waiter that works at Weenie Hut Jr's seen in the episode No Weenies Allowed. The waiter is shaped like a hot dog to go with the theme of Weenie Hut Jr's. It has a handle-bar mustache, bushy "eyebrows", red eyes, two "fingers" on each hand, and a little screen on the front. The robot moves on wheels hidden behind the counter. Inside it is a scanner that proves if a customer is a weenie or not, and it proved that SpongeBob is a weenie. The robotic waiter may give some ideas, as it suggested to fake a fight.
"You can't hide what's inside."
"Care for another sundae, weenie?"
"I’m sorry, sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie."
"Would you care for another diet cola with a lemon twist, weenie?"
"I believe he said something about going to the wig store."
"I have a suggestion. Why not fake a fight?"
"I am a robot, not a miracle worker."