(The episode begins at SpongeBob's Pineapple House. SpongeBob is watching Television along with Gary, Snellie and Lary who are eating snail-po from their foodbowls)

SpongeBob: (Sighs) There's nothing more to spend some quality time with my Gare-Bare and his little guys.

T.V.: Oh Doctor John there's something I wanted you to see. (She brings out his father to talk to) Father?

Johnny Erain: We interrupt this program for a special Bikini Bottom News Flash. Our breaking news today will be putting the article work has come today only at Boating School. If you had a best friend that can help you do this article do as much article whatever it wants to be inside your head. And try not to take ideas from any people. This is Realistic Fish Head sighing off.

SpongeBob: Wow. Did you hear that, Gary? I'm going to the article with my best friend here at Boating School!

Gary: Meow?

Snellie: Meow?

Lary: Meow?

SpongeBob: That's right, buddies. Infact I'm going to Boating School to think about what article I'm going to do right now! See you later little guys you three be good today. (Went outside on the road to Boating School) 'Cause I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! (Gary, Snellie and Lary sighs)

Gary: Snellie, do you know anything about the article?

Snellie: Oh no. I never heard anything about the article. What about you, Lary?

Lary: No. I never heard the article ethier.

Gary: I have. I was reading the newspaper. It's in the find print with a find print.

Snellie: Oh wow, in the find print with a find print?! That sounds exciting!

Lary: Yeah. We better get to the Snail-Clubhouse and tell everybody the big news! (So Gary, Snellie and Lary slithers toward SpongeBob's bedroom got outside the opened window slithered up toward the pineapple wall on top of the pineapple roof and jumps up into the air and falls down really really really really really far. They went up into mid-air and lands on the ground with a splat and slithers all the way to the Snail-Clubhouse. Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to Boating School where SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and Pearl came in to greet Mrs. Puff)

SpongeBob: Good morning, Mrs. Puff!

Patrick: Nice day isn't it?

Mrs. Puff: Why hello. Came here to do a project that you saw from the news ey?

Pearl: Sure Mom. I just love doing a little project.

Sandy: It's gonna be scientific once we make one.

SpongeBob: So I was thinking, what was the thing that were going to work on today, Mrs. P?

Mrs. Puff: Well I... Uh. Let me just say we're going to do a little article from inside our heads.

Squidward: Ha! None of you simpletions know about article work. A true artist like myself does not do complete article from the newspaper.

SpongeBob: C'mon Squidward. We just love art. You just have to make beliveve.

Squidward: Make beliveve that I'm a true article artist. Sure I'll go with that.

Mrs. Puff: Uh very well. Why don't you all take your seat. Class will be starting so soon. (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and Pearl walk toward the desk and their seats and sat down)

SpongeBob: This is going to be great!

Patrick: Yeah. I just love making article work inside my head.

Squidward: Oh boy. Nobody can do art like me. I am the best there is. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to the Snail-Clubhouse where Gary, Snellie and Lary comes in and asked all 19 snails about the article)

Gary: Hey guys! We got great news. Somebody's creating a article at Boating School.

Snellie: It's all in the Bikini Bottom News.

Lary: Yeah. They're doing one in Boating School right now.

Daniel: That sounds like a great news.

Little Dollar: It's great. Perhaps we can do the same.

Yo-yo: I was hopping who gets to be in charge for the article.

Petey: It's going to take a big scoop once somebody gets to be in charge of the article.

Billy: I would love to make a lot of art.

Foofie: How article we snails are going to be, sir?

Gary: Simple. We'll just have to choose that who's going to be in charge of the big scoop.

Rocky: Oh good! I wonder which snail will be in charge of the article.

Mary: Oui, And who will be the director to design the news paper article?

Mosteeze: Maybe if we watch the small Television that we got from the mall, we can listen to the news of what snail will be in charge of the article and the director.

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Petey: Now why didn't we think of that. Mosteeze, that's a brilliant idea.

Foofie: Ma'am, we would already know who will be in charge while we turn on the television we got for the snailkids' birthday party.

Billy: Who knows? Maybe it's a gift.

Lary: Just turn on the television already!

Foofie: Very well, sir. (Slithers to the small television and turns it on showing the Bikini Bottom Newsflash)

Daniel: Oh boy this is the first time we snails get to watch T.V. at our Snail-Clubhouse.

Little Dollar: Yeah. I just love television!

Yo-yo: I can't wait for the news is about to say about us.

Pat: Meow.

Johnny Erain: Breaking News! The article work in Boating School has now been started. Every people in Boating School gets to make something inside their heads. In another news their going to make something special that no moron can't copy it from the computer. Lucky, we have the 22 snails who are inside the clubhouse to think that who's going to do the article for the big scoop. And the owner of the junior gupplies is... Petey the Snail! This is Realistic Fish Head sighing off.

Boss: Well Petey, I guess that's that. You get to be in charge of the article of the big scoop.

Spike: Yeah. Congratulations, Snail.

Dan: Yeah. You always been a director for the pasted days.

Petey: Me? I get to be in charge of the article in the Snail-Clubhouse?

Rocky: Sure Petey, We need a director. And it's suppose to be you. How cool is that?

Pat: (Jumps with a glee) Meow! Meow! Meow!

Micheal: I don't get it. How come Petey gets to be in charge of the article?

Victoria: I guess we seven snailkids are not the luckiest snails in Bikini Bottom.

Eugene: Who knows? Petey will lead us to the article of the big scoop.

Penney: He's right. Nobody is lucky as Petey.

Sweet Sue: I just love Petey who is in charge of things.

Edward: Yes indeed. What can possibably go wrong?

Pat: Meow!

Petey: Alright! I get to be in charge in the article of the big scoop!

Snellie: That's the sprint, Petey!

Gary: That's a way for our new leader!

Lary: Yeah. He gets to do anything we want to do!

Petey: Ok Fellas, Let's get started on the big scoop article!! (All Snails but Boss, Dan and Spike cheered)

Boss: Hey! "Fellas" is my line. Oh well. (Scene fades to black. Scene fades back to Boating School where Mrs. Puff is about to spilt the other class into two groups)

Mrs. Puff: Ok class. Time now to do the article by spilting you into two groups. (Looks through the paper of names) Ahem. FrankieBilly you work with Nathiel. Jimmy Gus you'll work with Tom. Nat you work with Henry. Harv you work with Paco. Lioyd you work with Tina. Suzie you're with Annette. Vera you work with Phill. John you'll be working with Evelyn. Fred you'll be working with Harold. And Dale you'll be working with Clayton.

SpongeBob: What about us?

Mrs. Puff: Well I never thought I'd be saying this but... Squidward you be working with Sandy.

Squidward: Never saw that coming.

Sandy: Alright. Looks like I be working for Squidward in a science article.

Mrs. Puff: Pearl you'll be working with some girls. Judy, Jenna, Juile, Amy and Jenny.

Pearl: Did you that girls? I get to work with you five!

Judy, Jenna, Juile, Amy and Jenny: Totally.

Mrs. Puff: And of course. Patrick you'll be working with SpongeBob.

Patrick: Yaaaay!

SpongeBob: Looks like we're gonna do the article to ourselves ey, Patrick?

Patrick: Right SpongeBob. I do came to prepared too. Alright let's do it.

Squidward: You two chatter boxes don't even know about article work. If you are think about art just like I do.

Patrick: Great idea, Squidward.

SpongeBob: Yeah. I would like the sound of that.

Squidward: Ha. Morons.

Sandy: I'll just have to think scientific to this article.

SpongeBob: That's great, Sandy.

Mrs. Puff: Let's get started on your article project shall we?

SpongeBob: Sure thing, Mrs. Puff!

Patrick: Yeah. Let's do it.

Pearl: Yeaaaah! (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to the Snail-Clubhouse where Petey tells all 21 snails while sitting in the table upstairs floor)

Petey: Ok now. As leader here of this article, I would like to announce this here's project and this Brief Construction Montage.

Gary: What's a Brief Construction Montage?

Petey: It's a construction of what you can built whatever we want to build.

Lary: Ha ha! Pretty cool.

Snellie: Yeah! I love it!

Mary: Ooh la la! I always want to build something for the Brief Construction Montage.

Mosteeze: I wonder what we can build today.

Billy: Maybe we can built an airplane with flying jet engines.

Foofie: Or maybe we can built a boat with lots of wheels and engines.

Petey: Well whatever we can built just step right up to my table.

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Daniel: That sounds good.

Boss: I was thinking that maybe we can built this boatmobile with three wheels.

Petey: Uh that boatmobile's already been invented. I was thinking that we should go with Foofie's idea.

Foofie: Yes!

Boss: Yeah well I never saw that coming.

Edward: I would like to the sound of a Brief Construction Montage.

Penney: He's right we're gonna built it so amazing no citizen of Bikini Bottom never saw it before.

Pat: Meow!

Little Dollar: Brief Construction Montage on the new boatmobile. I like it!

Yo-yo: Rock and Roll dudes and dudets.

Spike: But how could we built it in here?

Dan: Yeah. There's no room to built a new boatmobile inside our clubhouse.

Petey: Oh I know the answer. Let's all built it together outside Snail-Park!

Sweet Sue: Now this is a good idea.

Victoria: I always love to built it outside.

Gary: Alright you heard Petey, you guys. Let's build it outside Snail-Park that no citizen in Bikini Bottom ever saw it before! (All Snails but Boss, Dan and Spike cheered loudly)

Petey: Alright! Let's go! (All snails but Boss, Dan and Spike slithered outside to build the new boatmobile at Snail-Park)

Boss: What a couple of little Runts.

Spike: I told you watching the Bikini Bottom News article was a bad idea for us bully snails.

Dan: Those snails just never learn. (Cut to the Brief Construction Montage tittle card)

French Narrator: What follows is a Brief Construction Montage. (All 19 Snails got to work building on the new boatmobile. Gary, Snellie and Lary carved all the wooden boards with sand paper and puts em together to make a big boatmobile. Billy and Foofie got the engine parts and puts em together. Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue, Edward and Rocky got eight wheels and puts em in the bottom part of the big boatmobile. Mary, Mosteeze and Petey got the Rocket Boosterz and puts em in the back of the big Boatmobile and Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo hammers them all together with nails and a hammer and drills the wheels on the nuts and bolts with a drill and finally the big boatmobile is finished. Cut to the Brief Construction Montage tittle card again) We'd hope you enjoy this Brief Construcion Montage. (We see the big boatmobile made intirly out of wood, tires, engines and rocket boosters All 19 Snails made)

Petey: Way to go, Fellas. I think we made that thing just in time.

Micheal: It's beautiful.

Victoria: I can't wait to ride in it.

Eugene: I want to ride on the new boatmobile!

Pat: Meow!

Penney: Ha ha! Darn tooting!

Sweet Sue: I like it. I really like it.

Edward: Yes indeed. The big boatmobile is a good idea. (Just then Boss, Dan and Spike came slithering outside snail-park and looks at the big boatmobile)

Boss: Wow. Look at the size of that Boatmobile. It's as big as a house.

Spike: Yeah. Those snails got some Brief Construction Montage skills now.

Dan: Hey Boss. Isn't it safe to ride on this thing?

Boss: I don't know. To me, I think they're hiding something and I think I know what it is. (They slithered to all 19 snails) Alright! Listen up! Which one of you snails build this idea?

Mary: It's Petey! He taught us how to build the big boatmobile. Can we ride it, Merci? Can we hun? Merci?

Boss: Are you sure it safe, Mary?

Mary: If the answers are correctly, Yes!

Spike: I think you need to be more priscriptive.

Boss: Well Mary my sweet you and the fellas did a great job building this boatmobile. Let's drive it just to be sure.

Penney: Wait a minute, Boss. We can't drive the boatmobile in the town of Bikini Bottom. It's against the law.

Edward: Yeah who says anything about laws?

Daniel: I find it anything about laws when some police officer fishes took bad people to jail.

Dan: I didn't know Bikini Bottom had a building of a jail.

Spike: Yeah. It's way dangerous out there.

Snellie: Who says anything about dangerous jail against laws?

Gary: Yeah. Let's get on the boatmobile we made in disco!

Pat: Meow!

Mosteeze: We can see the whole town from up here.

Foofie: How original is that?

Petey: I hope it's really safe if we snails ride on this thing now.

Rocky: We can get on the big boatmobile now to test this thing out if we want.

Boss: Well uh okay. As long as you alls don't look like barnacle heads like the yellow guy and the starfish. This could be funny. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts back to Boating School where SpongeBob and Patrick are confused)

SpongeBob: Oh Barnacles!! I can't think of anything on what I can make for the article!!

Patrick: Oh fiddlesticks me too.

SpongeBob: Patrick! No matter what are we going to make it's not gonna catch on.

Squidward: Maybe you two dumb bells don't know anything about art after all.

Sandy: I have! I made this part of the state article and it's place called Texas.

Squidward: You Sandy are a real scientist.

Sandy: Why thanks, Squidward. That's not even the best part. We can make your art live this state and the heart of Texas.

Squidward: What so great about Texas?

Sandy: Remember I show Patrick and SpongeBob this sand scuplure of Texas that I made? This is old times back in the old country. (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy thinks. Scene flashes back to the episode "Texas" where Sandy shows SpongeBob and Patrick the sand scupler) [In a Flashback Episode] Don't lose your barnacles boys. Hi-yah! [Chops sand castle peak down making a sand image of Texas] There it is!

SpongeBob: What is it?

Sandy: Can't you see? It's Texas.

SpongeBob: Texas? What's a Texas? [wave covers sand and ruins Sandy's Texas display] (Then the scene flashes back to SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy)

Patrick: Wow. I never thought about dumb ol' texas.

Sandy: What did you say?!

Patrick: Uh nothing.

Pearl: Check it out. The girls and I are making such coral new stuff for our article.

SpongeBob: That's great, Pearl! What is it?

Pearl: Well SpongeBob. Jenny here likes to make designs of her purse. Judy here makies designs of necklesses. Jenna here makes designs of rings. Amy her makes designs of coral shoes and Juile makes designs of her watch.

Judy: Those are the good ol' days hun?

Amy: This article is like finally be ours.

Juile: Pearl? What do you want to put on our totally coral article?

Pearl: My favorite thing to put in the article is my gillter gloss.

Jenna: Sounds great.

Jenny: How totally coral.

Patrick: I can see why not.

SpongeBob: Sure wish we can say the same for Gary. (Scene fades to black. Scene cuts back to all 22 snails who are riding on the big boatmobile they made out of wood)

Gary: I love riding on our new boatmobile. It makes us want to see everybody in town.

Snellie: I'm not so sure about this. What if we hit everything in Bikini Bottom?

Lary: Yeah. It'll be really against the law.

Daniel: That sounds bad.

Petey: C'mon you guys. What can possibably go wrong?

Rocky: Like something we can drive through the town of Bikini Bottom.

Mary: Oui, It's just like in the article of the Bikini Bottom News.

Little Dollar: Nothing works like a charm ey, Mary?

Mary: That's right, Little Dollar!

Yo-yo: I'd say this baby can high up by 100% speed.

Billy: Yeah. It'll be up the speed limit.

Pat: Meow!

Eugene: These engines can possibably boost up the speed.

Micheal: And it's probably right near this handle.

Boss: Wait. Don't pull that lever! If you do, It'll probably plows into Bikini Bottom for distructions!

Foofie: C'mon Boss. There ain't no such thing as distruction.

Lary: Yeah. It's possibable if we don't act like Barnacle Heads like SpongeBob and Patrick.

Gary: Don't worry. We won't touch a thing. (Pulls a handle)

Boss, Dan and Spike: Noooooooooooooooooo!!! (The boosters boosts up the big boatmobile heading toward Bikini Bottom extremely fast)


Petey: Oh no!! We are heading toward Bikini Bottom for distruction!!!

Gary: I've should've known I've pulled the lever. Now I look just like Patrick!

Snellie: Ooh we're gonna be in really really really big trouble!

Lary: No kidding!

Daniel: Ohh we gotta stop this crazy thing!!

Little Dollar: But how do you stop this thing?!!

Yo-yo: It won't it's just got destructed Bikini Bottom!!

Petey: Any ideas!!!?

Boss: I've got it! Spike, see what you can do with that break switch handle would you.

Spike: You've got it, Boss! (Slithers to the handle which it says "BRAKE") B.R.A.K.E. "Brake" I can do that! (Pulls the brake lever and broken it then slithers back to show the broken brake lever) Well guys, I think are troubles are over!


Dan: You broke the brake!?

Spike: It told me too.

Pat: Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!

Rocky: Spike! You can't end up like Patrick!

Spike: Sorry!

Mosteeze: What are we suppose to do now?!!

Edward: I've got one! Dan, drive this thing would you!

Dan: I'm on it! (Slithers toward the wheel and starts to drive the big boatmobile but the horn wheels brakes by him) Uh-oh. (To Boss) Uh You didn't need this do you? (The boatmobile started to boosted up even more speed and started to head toward Bikini Bottom which made all the citizen scream in terror and it's now heading toward two restaurants Chum Bucket and The Krusty Krab. First the big boatmobile crashes the Chum Bucket through the hole)

Mr. Krabs: Arr har har har har har har har har har! Well Plankton finally got what he disevres. Hun? Wait!! Stop!! (The big boatmobile crashes The Krusty Krab through the hole too and Mr. Krabs cries)

Mary: Ohh. There's nothing else we can do right now!!

Billy: We're sitting ducks out there!!

Victoria: Oh no!! It'll be the time when I shouted Mommy!

Sweet Sue: Not this time! Look up ahead! We're heading towards the cliff!!

Rocky: Wow!! We're heading toward the cliff!!

Boss: Get ready to jump!! (While the big boatmobile is heading faster towards the cliff all 22 snails started to jump high into the air and the big boatmobile falls into the cliff with a big explosion) 

All 22 Snails: Phew.

Petey: That was a close call.

Pat: Meow reow!

Penney: Yeah!

Foofie: Too close for comfort.

Boss: (To Gary) Well Runt, what do you have to say for yourself?

Gary: I'm sorry, Boss. I really am. I shouldn't have pulled the lever liked I'd asked too. But seriously Patrick was my cousin and not my friend.

Spike: Yeah. I was the one who broke the brake.

Dan: And I was the one who broke the wheel.

Boss: Oh so you two boys did exactly what the little Runt does hun?

Dan and Spike: We're sorry.

Snellie: Yeah Boss. We're all really sorry that we didn't put you in charge of the article.

Daniel: I never know that Realistic Fish Head picked Petey over you.

Mary: Oui, We shouldn't have listened to the Bikini Bottom News.

Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Boss: So you'd all confessed that you was all sorry?

All Snails: Yeah.

Boss: I'd love you guys. But you was all idiots.

All Snails but Boss: But we're you're idiots. (Just then, two officers John and Rob came by and saw what they said)

Officer John: No need to worry. I'm Police Officer John and this is my partner Police Officer Rob and we heard everything of what you said.

Gary: Uh you saw that didn't you officers?

Officer Rob: What did he say?

Officer John: I'm sorry what was that?

Gary: Oops I mean... Meow!

Officer Rob: That's good. But we only heard all of it of what you said is true.

All 22 Snails: Meow?

Officer John: I think the confesion you snails make is absoluley true. But I have no idea you snails can talk like real fish.

Boss: Oh it's what we snails do officers. We know how to talk, live at the clubhouse, eat and play together.

Lary: Boy did we learn a big lesson hun?

Officer Rob: You sure did snails next time be careful not to drive toward our town in Bikini Bottom ever again. 'Cause snails don't drive. It's against the law.

Gary: Understood Officers.

Pat: Meow. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts back to Boating School again where SpongeBob and Patrick knows how to make their article project)

SpongeBob: I guess I can't think of anything. If only I know how to make our article project so that I can show it to Gary.

Patrick: Wait a minute. SpongeBob! I just remembered let's make designs of snails in Bikini Bottom so that everyone will remember what they're favorite pet snails are.

SpongeBob: That's brilliant, Pat! Let's get started at this shall we?

Squidward: I suppose you two know what my favorite pet snail is.

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward I know a perfect purebrad snail that you love.

Patrick: Yeah. We're gonna work on it right now.

Sandy: Aren't they genuises, Squidward?

Pearl: Yeah uncle squiddy. I think I know what my favorite pet snail is too.

Squidward: Outstanding. (SpongeBob and Patrick already got started making the article of snails)

Mrs. Puff: Ok class, does anyone know what their favorite article project is?

SpongeBob: We have, Mrs. Puff! Patrick and I are making the design article about snails!

Patrick: And of course Hermit Snail like Rocky.

Squidward: I'm making art.

Sandy: I'm making a state called Texas next to his art.

Pearl: The girls and I are making such coral new stuff for our article.

Mrs. Puff: Everyone's a article artist right now. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts back to the Snail-Clubhouse again where all 22 snails are sitting around the table)

Gary: Lesson learned. The Big Scoop article doesn't mean you get to be in charge of everything. It's how you would learn to be in the newspaper.

Snellie: That's right. Infact nobody would listen if you haven't build the big boatmobile.

Daniel: Remember the part when we went on an uncontrolable ride? It's really fun and wild.

Pat: Meow.

Lary: Yeah. Besides we all know who would get to be in charge of the article next time. And It'll be Mary's Ex- boyfriend - Boss himself.

Boss: That's right. Nobody picks Petey the Snail himself infront of me.

Spike: Yeah. We should give that snail a favor and not tell the others what to do.

Dan: So Petey I hope you'd learned your lesson of not telling the other snails what to do hun?

Petey: Yeah.

Mary: Aren't you gonna to say sorry too?

Petey: Yeah. I'm really sorry, Boss. I didn't know Realistic Fish Head pickedme over you on a small television.

Boss: Apology excepted, Petey.

Micheal: That's the nicest thing you ever said to him.

Victoria: We heard everything.

Eugene: I can't wait for this next adventure.

Sweet Sue: I wonder what this next adventure's going to be.

Pat: Meow.

Mosteeze: You know like I could agree of what everybody said.

Billy: Yeah for me. But next time. Let's try a different article.

Penney: Yeah. And we'll listen to Boss and do what he says.

Edward: That's how I feel about Foofie.

Foofie: You sir are a real land pose.

Little Dollar: Yup.

Yo-yo: Yeah.

Rocky: I agree. (All 22 Snails laughed. Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house that night. SpongeBob is sleeping on his bed peacefully while Gary is writing his favorite snail journal of what he and his snail friends did today)

Gary: We started to watch some television at the Snail-Clubhouse to see who will be the luckyest snail to be leader of the article of the big scoop.

Snellie: I remember the day when Petey was the luckyest snail ever owned by one of the junior guppiles and get to be the leader of the article.

Lary: Yeah. I like the way somebody thinks of how to be a leader.

Gary: Today was a find day of being in the article wasn't it guys? And I bet tomorrow is going to be even more fun.

Snellie: You said it, Gary! And tomorrow the mailman gonna come and brings a letter to someone's cousin.

Lary: Yeah. Let's go to sleep. (Gary, Snellie and Lary fell fast asleep as we zoom out to SpongeBob's Pineapple Home)



Gary: Hi! Gary the Snail here!

SpongeBob: And SpongeBob!

Gary: Hey, who is that yellow guy with black hair and tie?

SpongeBob: This is my ousin Stanley SquarePants. We've been together ever since he came to Bikini Bottom for a job and I'm sending a letter back to him.

Gary: My snailfriends and I will help you send the letter back to your cousin SpongeBob while Mr. Doodles and the worms will be in charge of our clubhouse watching a lot of television.

Gary and Snellie: Next time!! "The Precious Letter!" See ya then!!!

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