French Narrator: Ahh, Valentine's Day in Bikini Bottom. Everyone's falling in love in the air in town. Except for Gary the Snail. He doesn't even have a girlfriend to fall in love with that is. I wonder why he's sitting on the bench sadly. Let's watch and see what happens. (This starts where Gary is sitting on the bench sighing sadly as Mary's Ex- boyfriend/Boss, Spike the Bully Snail with metal spikes on top of his black shell and Dan the Orange Snail with a red cap on came slithering by to him)

Boss: What's wrong, Runt? You seem a rather sad.

Spike: Yeah. What gives? I mean where's your girlfriend to fall in love with?

Dan: Your girl maybe a purebrad snail. So where is she?

Gary: Oh Boss, Boys, It's Valentine's Day and I don't even have a true love. My girlfriend Snellie is on vacation at a snail spa with Lary and Squidward. Sad and alone. If only there's something I can do to cheer me up.

Boss: Well you still got us. What's wrong with that? I mean my girl Mary never runs away with me just as I send her a love letter to her.

Gary: Did you say a love letter, Boss?

Boss: Yeah that's what I said.

Gary: Oh thank you, Boss. That's making me happy already we can go to my house so that we can write a love letter to Snellie!

Spike: Now we're talking!

Dan: Why didn't we think of that before?

Gary: C'mon you boys, let's go to SpongeBob's house! (And so he, Boss, Dan and Spike slithered to SpongeBob's house where the scene cuts to that where they can write a love letter to Snellie) So where do I start writing this love letter, Boss?

Boss: Just write her anything you always wanted to say to her, Runt then she'll write it back to you.

Gary: That's a great idea. (Begins to write with a pen) "Dear Snellie, These last few years have been some of the best Valentine's Day I ever known. I'd missed you very much by know we have probably had some good times together ever since you were adopted by Squidward Q. Tentacles who's about to win a trophy of the Bikini Bottom Snail Race. Sincerly yours, Gary the Snail. At least until you and Lary return to Bikini Bottom so we can go on adventures again". (He puts that love letter in that envelope)

SpongeBob: Gary!!? Oh Gary!!? (Came by) Oh there you are. I was wanted to see if you wanted to go for a walk in Bikini Bottom. Whatcha doing?

Gary: I'm writing a letter for Snellie to tell her I'd miss her very much.

SpongeBob: A letter? Wow! I didn't know you can write a letter to somebody. Do you mind if I can mail that to Snellie while taking you, Mary's Ex- boyfriend and his boys for a walk?

Gary: Uh sure thing, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Great! (Takes the letter out of Gary's snail hands and puts a leech on him, Mary's Ex- boyfriend/Boss, Dan and Spike) Let's go! (He took Gary, Boss, Dan and Spike for a walk in the town of Bikini Bottom while holding a love letter in his hand. He mailed the love letter in the mailbox next to the post office. Right after that he took Gary, Boss, Dan and Spike to Tom's building where Daniel the Snail lives with his owner) This must be where Tom is. (Rangs his doorbell)

Tom: (Opens the door) Hello SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day!

SpongeBob: You too, Tom.

Gary: Meow reow.

Boss: Meow meow meow meow.

Tom: I did not hear you come in. Please right this way.

SpongeBob: Thank you. (He, Gary, Boss, Dan and Spike stepped inside Tom's building and soon saw Tom's pet snail Daniel)

Daniel: Meow.

Gary: Meow.

Tom: I've see you've met my pet snail Daniel here. I knew he and Gary have been friends for so long.

SpongeBob: Thanks Tom. They've been at Snail-Park with Mary's Ex- boyfriend and his boys here for a long time.

Tom: I'd never know that. Anyway I need your help, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: What's in it for me, Tom?

Tom: I can't get my T.V. on air! And it's out of fritz! See? (Points to it to see that he's right)

SpongeBob: Wow no wonder your television stopped working. No worries, Tom. Before we fix your T.V. let's take our snails to a pet day care so they can play.

Tom: Sounds exciting, Isn't that right, Daniel?

Daniel: Meow.

SpongeBob: Let's go! (He and Tom took Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike outside toward the pet day care building where the scene cuts to that. Inside the pet day care we see all the snails in room 13 playing and being bored and SpongeBob and Tom took Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike inside the pet day care in room 13) Isn't this great, Gary? This is where all the snails come in while playing with their toys or drawing. Go ahead! Have a good time! (Now to Tom) Now what do you say you and me fix that television of yours.

Tom: Okay let's go. (He and SpongeBob went back into the building where he lives to fix the television on while Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike fitted in)

Gary: Ohh. I still can't find true love and Snellie and Lary are still on vacation.

Daniel: Don't worry, Gary. I bet Snellie's got that love letter which means she and Lary will come back to you real soon. Now let's go do some fun while we're here.

Boss: You know Daniel's got a point there, Runt. Just play any toy or draw a picture no big deal.

Gary: Do I have too? Okay. I guess I'm in a mood for drawing.

Daniel: And I can play with my squishy petball. (Does so)

Boss: Gee, those two are having a good time but not all of them. I wonder what's wrong with the little Runt. (Scene fades to black. Scene cuts to Snail Spa at the beach where Snellie and Lary are relaxing and laying down on the chair and Squidward just looking at his magazine of house fancy)

Squidward: Hmm. I glad that SpongeBob isn't here on Snail Spa now that I have Snellie and Lary with me relaxing just like I used to do.

Snellie: Ahh. There's nothing more to do on Valentine's Day while you're on vacation hun Lary?

Lary: That's right, Snellie. Too bad Gary isn't here to join us. He used to enjoy his vacation here at Snail Spa with you. Speaking of which I wonder what he's doing right now.

Snellie: I was thinking the same thing. (Suddenly the love letter appeared from Gary the Snail)

Lary: Snellie look, a love letter!

Snellie: Really? It came already? Wow! That was quick. (Picks it up and opens it) It's from Gary.

Lary: Well what it's say?

Snellie: Let's see. (Begins to read it) "Dear Snellie, These last few years have been some of the best of our lives on Valentine's Day. I'd missed you very much. By know we have probably had some good times together ever since you were adopted by Squidward Q. Tentacles who's about to win a trophy of the Bikini Bottom Snail Race. Sincerly Gary. At least until you and Lary return to Bikini Bottom so we can go on adventures again".

Lary: Aww. Gary misses you very much hun, Snellie?

Snellie: I know, Lary. I miss him very much too. We gotta go back to Bikini Bottom and tell Gary we missed him very much.

Lary: Then again I like it so far. Who needs vacation at Snail Spa with Squidward anyway? I'm in!

Snellie: It's settled. Let's go tell Squidward if it's okay to leave Snail Spa. (And so they did. Scene cuts to pet day care where Daniel is having a good time playing with is squishy petball and Boss, Dan and Spike played with their monster truck toys. But not Gary he's drawing a heart for Snellie)

Daniel: (Slithered to Gary) What are you drawing, Gary?

Gary: I'm drawing a heart for Snellie on Valentine's Day.

Daniel: Sounds very romantic.

Gary: Now that she's got a love letter she must return to Bikini Bottom with Squidward and Lary.

Daniel: Yeah. I knew this day would come.

Spike: That poor snail. I knew that he wrote a love letter to that purebrad girl. I wonder what she's going to come back.

Dan: Yeah. He misses Snellie just to know that his Love Hurts.

Boss: You're right, Boys. We need to cheer the little Runt some more. (And as Boss, Dan and Spike slithered toward Gary to cheer him up some more, Some snails filpped Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike into mid-air by using a table)

Gary, Daniel and Boss: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! (Lands on their shells upside down)

Dan and Spike: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! (Lands on their shells upside down. It was the three several girls of snails from the episode "Grooming Gary" who filpped them into mid-air using that table)

Girl Snail #1: (In Hayley's voice) Hello Gary! Remember us? We're the three several girl snails! And we want to mess with other snails!

Gary: How'd you know who I am?

Girl Snail #2: (In Kimberly's voice) We're from the Bikini Bottom Pet Show 30 years ago.

Girl Snail #3: (In Aisha's voice) Yeah. We never win the trophy since you and that yellow sea creature just showed up. (Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike got up)

Gary: I don't understand. Who are you girls?

Girl Snail #1: I'm Lilly the Girl Snail!

Girl Snail #2: I'm Clover the Girl Snail!

Girl Snail #3: And I'm Sue the Girl Snail!

Daniel: Lilly? Clover? And Sue?

Lilly: That's right. We are here to push you all around even your leader, Old Boyfriend!

Boss: That's Mary's Ex- boyfriend! Haven't you girls forgotten who I am? No one talks to me like that!!

Clover: Oh yeah? Proves yourselves!!

Boss: These are my fellas Dan and Spike and I am there Boss.

Sue: Ha. You three look like boys who are very Icky!

Boss: Oh yeah? Well what if I said you girl are very Icky!

Lilly: Stop that! Stop that at once! You know you should never mock us like that!

Daniel: Just what are you trying to say?

Lilly: We wanted to win the Bikini Bottom Pet Show till that yellow sea creature brings Gary along inside to win the copuntision! Until Gary stands up to the microphone and told us girl snails and the other pets what to do and started a riot to attack all the owners!

Gary: I'm sorry. I didn't know I was telling you girl snails what to do for revenge.

Clover: Too late for sorry, Gary. Now we know just what to do for vengences!!

Sue: Prepare to be pushed!

Dan and Spike: Oh no! (Lilly, Clover and Sue pushed Gary and Daniel around on the floor)

Gary and Daniel: Meoooooooow...

Boss: Hey! No one pushes my little Runt but me and my fellas!

Dan and Spike: Yeah!!

Gary and Daniel: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl!!!

Lilly: True. But once we push you Boys around the vengence will be ours. C'mon you girls let's get outta here!

Clover and Sue: Right! (Lilly, Clover and Sue slithered off and Boss, Dan and Spike helped Gary and Daniel up)

Boss: Are you alright there, Runt?

Gary: I'm alright Boss. But those three several girl snails are so mean just like you three are.

Spike: You're right. Those three girl snails think you don't need the purebrad snail anymore.

Gary: What do you mean?

Dan: They're talking about your girl friend Snellie.

Daniel: What?! This is terrable! How are we suppose to stop all the three mean several girl snails!?

Gary: I know how to stop those several girl snails. For revenge!

Spike: What did you say?

Gary: I said we want revenge on the several girl snails!

Dan: But how are we going to do that?

Spike: Yeah. We don't know how to stop girls while their scaring us Boys.

Gary: We'll have to go on a pranking war!

Daniel: A pranking war? What's that?

Gary: When SpongeBob and Patrick use their invisibillty spray on themselves, they became invisible as ghost of Bikini Bottom. They brought it at the Palace Of Pranks. Remember how they scared them too good?

Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike: No.

Gary: Well I do. And I can prove a flashback. (Scene flashes back to the episode "Pranks a Lot" Where invisibles SpongeBob and Patrick are scaring everybody in Bikini Bottom)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Cow-a-bunga!

Bill: Ghosts! [screams while falling off the board]

Debbie: Ghosts!

Fred: Ghosts!

Lonnie: Ghosts!

Francis: Ghosts!

Sandals: Toast!

Harold: [sitting on the toilet] Ghosts! (Scene flashes back to Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike)

Gary: So that's why we must do the same as SpongeBob and Patrick by using their pranks and start pranking the several girl snails.

Boss: That's a brilliant idea, Runt!

Spike: Yeah now that's an idea we'll never heard of.

Dan: Now why didn't even we think of that before?

Daniel: What a brilliant idea, Gary.

Gary: Thanks Daniel. C'mon boys to the Palace Of Pranks!

Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike: Yeah!! (Scene cuts to the Palace Of Pranks where Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike comes in and sees a lot of prank stuff)

Boss: Wow look at all the prank stuff this store owner has.

Gary: This must be the palace of pranks where the store owner Frank the prank master keeps all of his prank stuff. I just got a pranking idea you guys. Let's ask, Frank to see if we want something we want.

Daniel: Shall we talk or meow? 'Cause some fish people don't beliveve in talking snails.

Boss: Well, let's ask him. (Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike slithers to the counter where Frank the prank master store owner is behind the register)

Gary: (Rings the bell) Hello!? May we have everything to do a prank on the girl snails?

Frank: (Turns around and saw the five snails) Oh. Snails. I did not hear you come in. What can I do for you snails as my number one pranksters?

Gary: We would like to buy everything to prank the three several girl snails. We want seanut brittel, a rope, a bucket of water, a mouse trap, a pen made of ink and a few other things. Please?

Frank: Ahh I see now one of everything of my prank stuff inside my prank box coming up. (He took out the prank box with everything inside it) We've got invisibillty spray, woppee cousiner, a joy buzzer, an exploding chewing gum, a rope, a bucket full of water, a pen made out of ink, a mouse trap and a seanut brittel. Go on take em with you. They're only one dollar.

Gary: (Takes out one dollar) It's a deal! Thanks Frank. Now we can do pranks on everyone! (Takes the box of pranks with everything inside) C'mon you guys. Let's go back to the pet day care and do some pranking!

Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike: Yeah! (Scene fades to black. Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Tom at Tom's building where they are trying to fix the television to get it back on air)

SpongeBob: It appears to be something wrong with your T.V. when it's out of air. Now what could it be?

Tom: Good question. We better fix it quick. (So SpongeBob and Tom get started fixing the television to get it back on air. They'd tryed anything plugging it in, rewire it, untaggling the wires and even the cores)

SpongeBob: Barnacles! The T.V. is still out of fritz!

Tom: (Sees something caught on a television) Hey, I think I saw something caught on the Television.

SpongeBob: Hun wha? What is it?

Tom: (Takes out a can of empty snail-po out of the television which is caught behind it) Guess what this is.

SpongeBob: A can of empty snail-po? How did that get behind there? (Just then the television was back on air showing a T.V. show "Love and Romance") Hey the T.V.'s back on air!

Tom: Yeah. It must be a can of empty snail-po my snail Daniel ate while throwing it away behind the television.

SpongeBob: Ohh and just in time to pick up our snails. Let's go, Tom. (He and Tom go outside when the scene cuts to pet day care where Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike comes in with a box of pranks along with the snails at room 13)

Boss: Alright, Fellas. Let's start building some pranks around the room. (The five snails went right to work. First, Gary puts all the whoope cousiners on the stools. Next Daniel tied a rope on a bucket full of water and tied it too the door. Mary's Ex- boyfriend/Boss puts all the seanut brittel booby trap on a table. Spike the Bully Snail with metal spikes on top of his black shell puts a pen made of ink on a table next to the seanut brittel and Dan the Orange Snail with a red on puts all the mouse traps on the walls)

Gary: Okay are traps made of ultimate pranks are all set. All that's missing is the joy buzzer and the exploding chewing gum. (Gary puts on the joy buzzer and he, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike put their own exploding chewing gum inside their shells)

Daniel: Now the several girl snails will be sure to face our pranking fears.

Spike: Yeah. No one's gonna stop us from being the number one pranksters!

Dan: Uh-oh the several girl snails are coming.

Boss: Quickly hand me the invisibillity spray.

Gary: (Takes out the invisibillity spray out of the pranking box) Here you go, Boss.

Boss: Thanks, Runt. Now let's become invisible. (Sprays himself, Dan, Spike, Daniel and Gary and the five snails become invisible)

Invisible Gary: Hey! We're invisible!

Invisible Daniel: Yeah we look like some kind of ghost.

Invisible Boss: Now we can be as quiet as we can.

Invisible Spike: As long as we're invisible we'll bite all the snails with our teeth.

Invisible Dan: I love this prank. (Just then the three several girl snails came inside with the other snails when the lights turned off)

Lilly: What's goin on here?

Clover: Yeah who'd turned off the lights?

Sue: We girl snails can't see with the lights off!

Invisibles Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!...! Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrls!

Invisible Gary: Girls, we've come to haunt yooooooooooooooooooooou!!

Lilly: Who's there? Are you a ghost?!

Clover: We demand you show yourselves!

Sue: We girl snails are afraid of ghost!

Invisible Daniel: We are the ghost snails of sprints!

Lilly, Clover and Sue: (Gasps)

Invisibles Boss, Dan and Spike: Boooooooooooooo!

Lilly, Clover and Sue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! (Hits the door and bucket of water tied to a rope spills on top of them)

Lilly: I'm all wet!

Clover: Me too!

Sue: Me three!

Lilly: Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!

Lilly, Clover and Sue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! (Runs into the table bumping into it making the seanut brittel booby trap cans opens and a pen made out of ink explodes into their faces) Yikes!!! (Sats on the whoope cousiners on the stools making a sound of a fart) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Runs into the walls made of mouse traps making them snap into their snail bodies) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Invisibles Gary, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike laughed)

Invisible Gary: Prepare for the bitting of your lives!!

Lilly, Clover and Sue: No Don't!! (Invisibles Gary, Daniel and Boss slithers toward the several girl snails from the behind. Invisible Gary bites Lilly, Invisible Daniel bites Clover and Invisible Boss bites Sue)


Invisible Spike: Way to go, guys!

Invisible Dan: That's the way you bite the several girl snails Boss!

Lilly: Ok! Ok! We surrender!!

Clover: Just leave us alone!!

Sue: Let's get out of here!! (Invisibles Gary, Daniel and Boss let's go of Lilly, Clover and Sue from behind as they left room 13 by running faster)

Invisible Gary: Yaay! We scared away the several girl snails!

Invisible Daniel: Looks like we're the number one pranksters!

Invisible Boss: And it looks like the yellow guy and Daniel's owner is coming back inside the pet day care. (SpongeBob and Tom came back at the pet day care at room 13)

SpongeBob: Gary! Daniel! We're back! Gary? Where are you, Buddy?

Tom: You don't think they're hiding do you?

Invisible Gary: No. We're right infront of you.

Tom: Who said that?

Invisible Gary: I did.

Invisible Daniel: We're invisible.


SpongeBob: (Laughs) Those aren't ghost silly!

Tom: They're not?

SpongeBob: Here I'll show you. (He gets an empty bucket of water, fills it up in the sink then comes back and splashes it all over the invisible snails which they're now visible again)

Gary: Hey! We're visible again!

Daniel: That water did really wash the invisible spray off of our snail bodies.

Tom: (Eyes widened) Gary and Daniel can talk!

SpongeBob: That's right. Lots of fish don't beliveve in talking snails. Isn't that right, Gare?

Gary: That's right, SpongeBob. Thanks to Boss, Dan and Spike have the abillity to talk, like real fish.

Tom: But I've thought snails don't talk and they meow like real snails.

SpongeBob: True. But the only way Gary and Daniel shall live is the Snail-Clubhouse they built.

Tom: O-kay.

SpongeBob: Okay. (Picks up Gary) Say goodbye to your friends Gary your pet day care's over. I gotta whip us up some dinner. (Walks off with Gary in his hands)

Gary: Meow!

Daniel: Meow reow!

Tom: Bye SpongeBob! Let's go Daniel! (Picks Daniel up and walks off with him in his hands)

Boss: Well that's over with. Hun Fellas?

Dan: You sure said the words, Boss.

Spike: Yeah. Let's get back to our Snail-Clubhouse. (Boss, Dan and Spike slithered out of the pet day care and back to the Snail-Clubhouse. (Scene cuts to SpongeBob wiping up some seaweed noodle stew in the kitchen)

SpongeBob: Mmm-mmm sea weed noodle stew.

Gary: (Sighs) Meow.

SpongeBob: (Sets the sea weed noodle stew near Gary) Bon appetit, Gary, I made it with extra love.

Gary: Meow! (Begins to eat the seaweed noodle stew on the plate)

SpongeBob: Well, I'd finally got to the good ol days but knock yourself out. (Walks to the bedroom up the stairs)

Gary: Meow. (Suddenly the doorbell rings and Gary slithers all the way to the door and answers it by opening it and there was Squidward who'd came back from vacation at Snail-Spa with Snellie and Lary)

Squidward: (To Gary) Excuse me! Do these two snails belong to you? They've been asking the same question by saying "Can we go back to Bikini Bottom?" all the time. It's driving me nuts!

Gary: (Happily) Snellie! Lary!

Snellie and Lary: (Happily) Gary! (Gary, Snellie and Lary ran up to each other and hugged with a purr)

Snellie: Hello Gary! We've thought we can never make it back to Bikini Bottom. We just got this love letter that you sent me on Valentine's Day.

Lary: Yeah and Snellie here wrote it back to you! "Saying that we're on our way soon!"

Gary: You did!? Wow. You guys I'd missed you too so much! Now we can continue our adventures with the three of us and our snailfriends. Let's go tell SpongeBob you guys.

Snellie and Lary: Okay Gary. (Squidward went back to his tiki head island house as Gary, Snellie and Lary go upstairs to SpongeBob's bedroom. That night, SpongeBob does his excrise while getting ready for bed)

SpongeBob: (Gary, Snellie and Lary comes in the bedroom to SpongeBob) Ohh there you are. That sure was a knock out dinner ey?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: And how was your vacation at Snail Spa, Snellie?

Snellie: Meow.

SpongeBob: And Lary, how was your vacation with Snellie?

Lary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Well I'm glad you three are back together again.

Gary: Meow.

Snellie: Meow.

Lary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Come on little guys it's time for beddy bye. (Picks up Gary, Snellie and Lary and puts em on the newspaper bed and he got into his bed) Good Night, Gary. (Went fast asleep while snoring. Gary turns out the light and took out his snail journal and opens to a blank page and wrote about of what he, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike did on Valentine's Day)

Gary: Daniel, Boss, Dan, Spike and I went to a pet day care again. At first I was sad while making a picture of a shape of a heart but some several girl snails just showed up and started to teased me, Daniel, Boss, Dan and Spike. So we wanted revenge and ended up on a pranking war.

Snellie: Lary and I had a big day. We just had a great vacation at Snail Spa at the beach on Valentine's Day. And Squidward brought us back to Bikini Bottom to get me, Lary and Gary back together.

Lary: oh yeah. It was a long vacation though if you ask us.

Gary: It's great to get all three of us snails back together again hun you guys? And I bet tomorrow will be even more fun.

Snellie: You said it, Gary! And tomorrow's gonna be a fun day at a pet day care building.

Lary: Yeah. Let's go to sleep. (Gary, Snellie and Lary fell fast asleep as we zoom out to SpongeBob's pineapple home)



Gary: Hi Gary the Snail here!

SpongeBob: And SpongeBob. Guess what Gary, I'm sending you to a pet day care again. Because I have to do something to do at The Krusty Krab. Just play with your 20 snailfriends while playing with Daniel's Squishy pet ball.

Gary: Oh no! Daniel's Squishy Petball lands into the storage closet. Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo and the rest of my snailfriends go into the closet and got ourselves locked in and we got ourselves trapped in the closet. Now we snails must share flashbacks of pasts episodes.

Gary and Snellie: Next time!! "Flashback Attack!" See ya then!!!

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