(The episode begins at SpongeBob's pineapple house where Gary is playing with Lary while fetching the squishy pet ball)

Gary: Okay, Lary. Fetch my squishy pet ball!

Lary: Okay I'll fetch it!

Gary: Here we are and... (Throws his green squishy pet ball) Fetch! (Lary chases after the green squishy pet ball and catches it into his mouth)

Lary: (Mouth full) I've got it. (Slithers back to Gary with a squishy pet ball in his mouth. Just then SpongeBob came to Gary and Lary and told them that the Goo Lagoon is having another contest)

SpongeBob: Oh, Gary!

Gary: Oh hey, SpongeBob. What's new?

Lary: Yeah what's up?

SpongeBob: The Goo Lagoon place is having another contest. A surfing contest if you know what I mean.

Gary: A surfing contest?

Lary: What's that?

SpongeBob: Well, In Goo Lagoon surfers usually sign up for the contest. I used to sign up on everything I used to try.

Gary: What's that, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: I used to weight lift with Sandy and Larry Lobster.

Lary: You were?!!

SpongeBob: Yes. I tried lifting that stick up using two marshmallows. Ever since I begin lifting it, I used to rip my pants and the crowd begins to laugh at me.

Gary: You... ripped your pants?

SpongeBob: That's right, Gare. I remembered it like it was last year. (Scene flashes back to the episode "Ripped Pants" Where SpongeBob tried to lift the stick with two marshmallows while grunting hardly. SpongeBob hears a rip. He looks down and notices that hes ripped his pants. The crowd gasps, then laughs at SpongeBob. SpongeBob scuttles off, embarrassed. Scooter walks over, laughing]

Scooter: THAT was too funny. [he slaps SpongeBob on the back] YOU are hilarious!

Sandy: Ain't he the funniest little Sponge you ever saw? [SpongeBob grins widely. Then the scene flashes back to SpongeBob, Gary and Lary]

Gary: I can't believe you'd ripped your pants in front of the crowd while their laughing at you.

Lary: (Laughs) That was hilarious!

SpongeBob: I know isn't that funny? (Laughs)

Gary: No, it's not funny. The entire crowd kept on laughing at you and your ripped pants.

Lary: The blue pants you wore from Goo Lagoon is old but wearing red trunks will be perfect for you to wear at Goo Lagoon.

SpongeBob: That's why we better sign up for the surfing contest right now.

Gary: Okay whatever you say. But I don't know how to surf a perfect wave.

Lary: If only Gary wishes to be a great surfer at Goo Lagoon.

SpongeBob: Brace yourselves you two, we're going to Goo Lagoon for the surfing contest!

Gary: But what about Snellie?

Lary: Is she coming?

SpongeBob: Let's go outside and see if Snellie's there.

Gary and Lary: Okay! (SpongeBob, Gary and Lary went outside until they bump into Squidward and Snellie)

SpongeBob: Oh good morning, Squidward. Love to stay and chat right about now but I have to borrow Snellie for a minute.

Squidward: Oh what do you need her for?

SpongeBob: 'Cause Gary and Lary need her and themselves to sign up for the Goo Lagoon surfing contest. Do you wanna join me, Squidward?

Squidward: No. You can't take Snellie to the surfing contest!

SpongeBob: Why not, Squidward?

Squidward: I'm taking her to the groomers that way she'll be even more purebrad than your two mondrill mutts.

Gary and Lary: Meow!

SpongeBob: What makes you so sure Snellie so special?

Squidward: (Takes out a pet agree paper which it says "Property of Squidward Tentacles" and "Pet name Snellie") Try telling that to the paper. (Puts the pet agree paper away inside his pocket) So if you'll excuse us, Snellie has to be groomed to the groomers. C'mon Snellie. (He and Snellie walks away to the groomers)

Snellie: Meow.

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Gary she'll be back to see you win the surfing contest. Now let's go to Goo Lagoon to sign up.

Gary and Lary: Okay. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to Goo Lagoon where SpongeBob, Gary and Lary came in to sign up for the surfing contest while in line waiting for the other people to sign up)

SpongeBob: Here we are, Gary and Lary. Goo Lagoon. This is where we sign up for the big surfing contest while waiting for the people to sign up.

Gary: Wow! Our first sign up for the big surfing contest. I can't wait! Can you, Lary?

Lary: Yeah. The line's getting way too long.

SpongeBob: Hang in there we're almost there.

French Narrator: (Reading time card) Two Hours Later... (All the people run off and already signed their names for the big surfing contest and SpongeBob, Gary and Lary are the next in line)

SpongeBob: We made it, Gary and Lary we're the next in line.

Gary and Lary: Finally. (SpongeBob, Gary and Lary walk up to the sign up list which it says "Surfing contest sign up here")

Harold: May I help you?

SpongeBob: Me and my two Snail-Bares are here to sign up for the surfing contest.

Gary and Lary: Meow.

Harold: Oh really?

SpongeBob: Yup. I usually wanted to be great surfer to surf a perfect wave against the big one. I sure wish Gary could surf a perfect wave but he doesn't know how. So that's why I'm taking him there to teach him how to surf.

Harold: Very well then. Just sign here before you enter the surfing contest. (SpongeBob signed his name Gary's name and Lary's name on the paper in pencil)

SpongeBob: Thanks for letting me sign your paper, sir.

Harold: ...Welcome.

SpongeBob: C'mon, Gary and Lary let's go.

Gary: Coming!

Lary: Be right there! (Gary and Lary followed SpongeBob to the surfing board store to get one surfboard until they bump into Scooter and his pet snail Steve the Surfing Snail)

Scooter: Hey dudes, Long time no see!

SpongeBob: Hey Scooter! Wow!, nice pet snail you got there.

Scooter: Oh he's not just my pet snail, Sponge dude. He's a surf snail!

SpongeBob: A Surf Snail?!!

Gary and Lary: Meow!? (Scene fades to black. Scene fades back to SpongeBob, Gary, Lary, Scooter and Steve the Surfing Snail)

Scooter: That's right dudes. He's a surfing snail. We'd signed up for the big surfing contest before you did.

Gary: I've never seen a surfing snail like you before. (To Steve) What's your name?

Steve: (In Noah Munck's voice) My name is Steve. Surfing Steve. I'm the baddest of the bad!

Gary: So you're name is Steve. I'm Gary. Gary the Snail.

Lary: And I'm Lary. Lary the Grumpy Snail.

Steve: Hmmph. I known about SpongeBob and Scooter for years.

Gary: You did?

Steve: Yes I did. I saw them talking and communicating with each other.

Lary: Okay hold the phone. First, SpongeBob communicates with Scooter since he first met when he ripped his pants. Second, Scooter laughs when he called SpongeBob dude. And Third, SpongeBob shift shaped into a surfboard so that Scooter could ride a perfect wave when it was awesome.

Steve: Is that so?

Gary: You bet it is!

Scooter: Say dudes, chill out. No need to argue we're just here to see who will win the surfing contest that's all.

SpongeBob: He's right Gary and Lary no need to get rough over Steve. He's just all talk.

Steve: What did you say to me?!

Gary: Uhh what SpongeBob's trying to say is we challenge you to the surfing contest against the other competitors.

Lary: That's what he means.

Steve: Oh really? Well, You're going down, Gary. 'Cause when I win the surfing contest. I will be wearing the king's crown to become a surfing king!

Gary: We'll be there!

Steve: Then see you in a hour Gary and Lary. C'mon Scooter!

Scooter: Coming bro! (Steve and Scooter walk off to the beach where the waves of water are salty and millions of people are swimming there)

SpongeBob: Gary! You're not a surf snail! You don't know how to surf!

Lary: Yeah. Think of it. Steve the Surfing Snail is way better than you. He's going to be the king while wearing a crown by beating the other competitors.

Gary: But this is my chance. I usually wore the king's crown on my shell when I'm royalty to SpongeBob and Patrick. Right?

Lary: Yeah you're right about that, Gary. But that doesn't mean you will win the surfing contest at Goo Lagoon.

SpongeBob: Think of it this way, Lary. Gary and I are gonna teach you how to surf a perfect wave and beating Surfing Steve.

Gary: Really?

Lary: Sure. What you need is a coach and SpongeBob will be one.

SpongeBob: Hold on! I'm going to get my coach outfit to train you how to surf. (Runs off then comes back with a coach uniform with a mustache and hat) Looks like we're gonna start some serious training now ladies. (Laughs) I called you a lady because it's a ladies fan.

Gary: Oh, SpongeBob. Always a kidder.

Lary: You're starting to crack me up with that uniform you had on.

SpongeBob: Thanks. I usually start training with Gary for the snail race ever since I wore this uniform last year.

Gary and Lary: Ohhh. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to the groomers building where Squidward took Snellie inside for her grooming look)

Squidward: Well, Snellie, Here we are. This is where you'll become more purebrad than the rest of the snails.

Snellie: (Scared) Meow.

Squidward: There's nothing to be scared of now. The Pedicure Lady just wanted you to look purebrad and good and fresh. Now, Let's go groom yourself by the Pedicure Lady. Shall we?

Snellie: (More Scared) Meow. (Squidward and Snellie walked over to The Pedicure Lady who was behind the register)

Squidward: Hello, Pedicure Lady. My snail Snellie wants to be more purebrad like the rest of the snails.

Pedicure Lady: So, your pet snail wanted a pedicure ey?

Squidward: That's right. So that way she will be purebrad and more purebrad then the rest of the snails in Bikini Bottom.

Pedicure Lady: Well I know just the thing to make your snail look so purebrad. (Takes out a picture of a snail with black hair and a coral pink lipstick) What do you think of that?

Snellie: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Runs out of the groomers building)

Squidward: Reminded me that this is not going what this is plan for.

Pedicure Lady: Yeah the purebrad snail doesn't like this picture. You should get her back inside so that I can show her a different picture of it.

Squidward: You're maybe right. Snellie! Please come back inside! (Walks out of the groomers building to get her back inside)

Pedicure Lady: I should get a different picture to show the purebrad snail what for. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts back to Goo Lagoon where SpongeBob and Lary trains Gary how to surf and stand on a surfboard while in a kiddy pool)

SpongeBob: Okay. Let us start with some surfing practice. We're gonna make some waves so that you can surf the perfect wave. On your mark...Set...Go! (Starts the clock. SpongeBob and Lary start making some waves and Gary starts surfing on a surfboard while practicing standing on a surfboard hanging ten)

Gary: AWESOME!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Go, Gary! Go! Go! Go! Go, Gary! It's all yours, Gary!!!

Gary: This is high time!!!

Lary: Tell me when to stop making waves!!!

SpongeBob: Okay!! Stop!! (He and Lary stop making waves)

Gary: Whew!! Nice making some perfect waves in the kiddy pool, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Thanks, Gary! Lary helps me how to make a perfect wave so you could win the surfing contest against Surfing Steve. (Just then Scooter came over and told SpongeBob, Gary and Lary everything of what they said and what they are doing)

Scooter: Don't waste your breath, dudes. You don't stand a chance against Surfing Steve. I'm telling ya he's the best surfer in Goo Lagoon.

Lary: Oh. We beg your pardon.

Sandy: (Came by to Scooter, Gary, Lary and SpongeBob) Excuse me. But y'all forgotten who's the real best surfer in Goo Lagoon. Me! Sandy Cheeks. 'Cause I am the best there is.

Gary and Lary: What?!

SpongeBob: But Sandy, you don't stand a chance against Steve the Surfing Snail. He's the best surfer in Goo Lagoon.

Sandy: Don't worry, SpongeBob. I could take care of myself. 'Cause I could hang ten faster then the jumper fish of a sea snail.

Gary: Really, Sandy? You know everything about sea snail for science back at your Treedome.

Lary: Yeah. We're in for some serious training to win the surfing contest.

Sandy: There was a surfing contest? I'm in! I already sigh my name to win this contest.

SpongeBob: That's great, Sandy. But Gary, Lary and I got some serious training to do.

Sandy: You can run but you can't hide, SquarePants!

Scooter: Uh Dude?

Sandy: Sorry you had to hear that.

Scooter: Oh that's all right. I just heard what you just said to the Sponge dude. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to a safe place toward Goo Lagoon like the training room next to the surfboard contest where SpongeBob and Lary trains Gary some more)

SpongeBob: All right, Gary. No more people showing up here and no time for foolishness. Time to get serious! (Blows a whistle. SpongeBob and Lary cheers Gary on while he's practicing surfing on a surfboard in a bath tub making big waves and more big waves) Come on, Gary, move it!

Lary: Yeah!! You got it!! You got it!!

SpongeBob: Faster, faster, faster! Go, go, go!

Lary: C'mon do some tricks will ya?!!

SpongeBob: Move that shell!

Lary: Go Gary!! Go Gary!!

SpongeBob: Let's go, let's go, let's go! Faster!

Lary: Faster Faster!! Push it up!! Yeah that's it!!

SpongeBob: Let's go, let's go! Speed it up, speed it up, speed it up! Move it, Gary! Move it, move it, move it, move it...

French Narrator: One Serious Training Later... (We cut back to outside Goo Lagoon where SpongeBob and Lary told Gary how to push himself all the way to the beach while carrying his surfboard and SpongeBob and Lary goes along with Gary as well)

SpongeBob and Lary: Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.

SpongeBob: Come on, Gary, we're gonna be late for the big surfing contest!! (Scene fades to black. Scene fades back to Goo Lagoon where Perch Perkins is hosting for the big Goo Lagoon surfing contest)

Perch Perkins: Hello! Perch Perkins here live from Goo Lagoon all the competitors have lined up for the big surfing contest race. But who will win the big surfing contest and become king of all surfers?! In that case, Let's go down to the field to join the mayor for it's early speech.

Mayor of Bikini Bottom: And now... Presenting you by lighting up this torch and making the other competitors start the surfing contest... The image old pet friend of mine from Bikini Bottom... Here's Lightning Larry Luciano!!!

Crowd: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!! (Larry Luciano slithers up to the torch real fast in Goo Lagoon)

Larry Luciano: Thank you! Thank you everyone in Bikini Bottom! I will now light up this torch before your very eyes so that the surfing contest will now begin!! (Takes the torch off of his top old shell and lights it up in a really big cup) Now let the surfing contest and the race to become king of all surfers begin!!!

All the crowd: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!! (SpongeBob, Scooter, Gary, Lary surfing Steve and the rest of the competitors lined up before they start surfing the perfect wave)

Scooter: Well, Sponge dude I have to say I didn't know the two snails of yours wouldn't have found a starting line. Congratulations! (Laughs)

SpongeBob: Save it for the losers, Scooter. Gary here is a welled trained surfer and used to be in shift shaped.

Gary: Meow.

Lary: Meow.

Scooter: C'mon Dude it was only just a joke. At least everyone heard my joke.

Sandy: I haven't heard it! (Giggles) Good one, Scooter! (Laughs)

Gary: Sandy, what are you doing here?

Lary: Yeah what gives?

Sandy: I can win against Surfing Steve. No snail's not that good at surfing 'Cause I'm gonna blow y'all away!

Coach: You guys ready?

Sandy: Don't push it, you little sidewinder!

SpongeBob: Uhh, Sandy? That's the official coach.

Sandy: Ohh. I knew that. Sort of.

Coach: Looks like the wave's are here in Goo Lagoon folks. And it looks like we're ready to start.

Scooter: Okay Steve, ready to surf bro? Get ready to knock the other competitors off dude!

Steve: You've got it Scooter!

SpongeBob: All right, Gary listen up! The competition is getting fearless. You're the under snail! The fate of Bikini Bottom rest in your hands. Now get out there and win so we can knock Steve's big fat juice in it!

Gary: Meow.

Lary: Are you sure you know what your doing, Sandy?

Sandy: Course I am? I am the best surfer in Goo Lagoon that's why I'm here!

Coach: (Raises his flag) On your marks... Get Set... Surfs up!!! (Waves his flag and all the competitors ran into the water to hang ten along with their surf boards)

Perch Perkins: And they're off!! All the surfing competitors took off while hanging ten while the wave comes by and started the show!

SpongeBob: Keep paddling, Gary!

Lary: Yeah. Show Steve who's the best surfer!

Scooter: Yeah! Go, Steve! You got it dude!

SpongeBob: Go Gary Go! Go Gary Go! (Gary, Steve, Sandy and the rest of the competitors kept paddling and paddling on their surf boards toward the tidal waves and after that. The Big One arrives and Gary, Steve, Sandy and the rest of the competitors stand up on their surf boards and started to surf) It's...The Big One!!!

Scooter: Whoa!! Dude!!

Gary: Whoooooooooooa!!

Lary: Hang tight, Gary!!

Sandy: Cowabonga!!!

Frank gold fish, Don the Whale and Steve: Hmmmmm.

Sandy: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwww!!


Scooter: Steve!! Hang ten!! Win this one for me, Dude!!

SpongeBob: Not hanging ten enough, Gary!! Not hanging ten enough!! Higher!!

Gary: Meow reow reow reow reow reow!!!!!

Lary: C'mon, Gary it's a contest for crying out loud and you'd ever heard of em!!

Frank gold fish and Don the Whale: Hmmmm. (Hanging Ten while surfing and standing on their surf boards)

Steve: I can do this!!

Sandy: I'm hotter than a hickest smoke sausages!!! Woo-hoo!!!

Gary: (Looks at Sandy) Look at her go! I've never seen a stunt on her surfboard like that before! I'll just have to catch up to her!

Steve: Not if I can help it!!

SpongeBob: Higher, Gary!! Higher higher higher higher higher!!!

The Big One: RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! (Is about to wave his wavey water hands)

Sandy: Watch out!! (The Big One knocks Gary, Steve, Don the Whale, Frank the muscular goldfish and the rest of the competitors into the air and the sky)

SpongeBob: Huh?

Lary: Oh no!!

Scooter: Steve!!

Perch Perkins: Ohhh! Looks like The Big One has knock all four of the competitors into the air except for Sandy hanging ten fingers that is.

Lary: I can't look!! (Hides in his shell)

SpongeBob: Um Gary,... you can stop now.

Perch Perkins: And they're losing control!! (Gary, Steve, Don the Whale and Frank the Muscular Goldfish are screaming and falling like crazy)

SpongeBob: You can take a break now if you want to, Gary.

Perch Perkins: Gary and Steve are spinning out of control!!!

All the crowd: (Gasps)

Perch Perkins: They're heading straight for The Big One!!! (Gary, Steve, Don the Whale and Frank the Muscular Goldfish fell into The Big One's mouth with a splash)

All the crowd: (Gasps then they cheered loudly)


Lary: (Comes out of his shell) Oh no, Gary!!!!!


SpongeBob: Hold on, Gary!!! I'm coming!!! (Rushes into the water to save Gary and Steve from The Big One while swimming and his hat and mustache fell off)

Perch Perkins: Uh-oh! One of the coachers seem to have dived in to save his pet snail from The Big One! That's what I call a disqualification. Looks like Sandy and three more competitors have made this contest finishing Ladies and Gentlemen.

Lary: C'mon, SpongeBob!! The Big One's too dangerous!! Save Gary and Steve!!! (SpongeBob grabs Gary and Steve who can't breathe in the salty water and returned back to the land where the crowd and Scooter are and puts them down on land)

SpongeBob: (Sobbing) Oh, Gary I'm Sorry. Why didn't you tell me I was pushing you too hard!!?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: (Stops Sobbing) You did? (Starts sobbing again) Oh Gary why didn't you tell me I wasn't listening!!?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: (Stops Sobbing) You did? (Starts sobbing some more) Oh Gary!! (Crying) Gary!!!!! (Then Larry the Lobster walked over to SpongeBob and saw what happened and decided to help him. He makes Gary breathe by spitting out the water he just swallowed and after that Gary was okay)

Gary: Whew! Thanks for saving my life, Larry Lobster.

Larry Lobster: No problem, Gary. Are you okay now?

Gary: I am now.

SpongeBob: (Happily) Gary! You're okay!! How did you survive?

Gary: Larry the Lobster here save my life by making me breathe and let water come out of me.

SpongeBob: Don't you mean the salty water?

Gary: That's what I said.

SpongeBob: Looks like you and I are in in-Laws ey, Scooter?

Scooter: But that's impossible. If Steve didn't win then... (Sandy comes for the landing on her surf board which now on land with the crowd and thinks she had won)

Perch Perkins: And the winner is... Sandy!!!

All the crowd: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Sandy: Yeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!

All the crowd: Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!

Scooter: I can't believe it. My own surfer snail which cost me $20.00 lost to a squirrel.

Lary: Don't worry, Scooter, I'm sure you'll get Steve to the Pet Hospital.

Gary: Lary's right. Doctor Gill Gilliam will take care of Steve and make him as good as new.

Lary: Too bad Gary didn't win the surfing contest. I guess Sandy is the best surfer in Goo Lagoon.

Sandy: That's right. I told y'all I was the best surfer ever! And for that I was the queen of all surfers in Goo Lagoon!

Gary: Oh well. We can't wait to tell Snellie what we did today.

Lary: Will we ever win? (Everyone laughs even Scooter. Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house that night. SpongeBob is sleeping peacefully on his bed while Gary is writing on his favorite snail journal of what he and Lary did today on page 58 and Snellie told Gary and Lary about everything)

Snellie: Hey, Gary and Lary! How was your trip to Goo Lagoon for the big surfing contest?

Gary: It was great, Snellie. And how was your trip to the groomers with your owner, Squidward?

Snellie: It was okay I guess. I was scared for the first time at the groomers but I'm not anymore. Check me out. I've got yellow hair a pink coral lipstick and a eye shadow.

Gary and Lary: Wow!

Snellie: And what about you guys? What did you did in Goo Lagoon today?

Gary: Well, At first we were about to sign up for the big surfing contest but some surf snail just showed up and he's with Scooter he wants me if I can challenge him to a surfing contest against the other competitors but me and Steve didn't win. It was Sandy who won the surfing contest. And guess what else that I've saw.

Snellie: What is it, Gary?

Gary: It was the big wave monster known as... "The Big One!"

Snellie: The Big One?

Lary: Yeah you know a big wave monster with a scary face and a wavey hands. Remember?

Snellie: Yeah I remember that wave monster too.

Gary: Well it's been last for so long when we split up together. We sure had fun today didn't we? And I bet tomorrow's is going to be even more fun. Isn't that right you guys?

Snellie: That's right, Gary. Ooh I forgot. Tomorrow I got to do something very important job for Mr. Krabs.

Lary: Yeah. Let's go to sleep. (Gary, Snellie and Lary fell fast asleep as we zoom out to SpongeBob's pineapple home)



Gary: Hi! Gary the Snail here!

Mr. Krabs: And Mr. Krabs!

Gary: While playing with me and Rocky, Daniel and the rest of my snail friends, Snellie says she must deliver an important package to Mr. Krabs. And it said "It's a medicine for Little Dollar".

Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute, Gary! It appears that my Little Dollar is getting very ill. You, Snellie and the rest of the bottom feeders are gonna have to deliver the package from Barg 'n' Marts.

Gary: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs we'll make Little Dollar feel better by giving him a snail plasma which is a shot.

Gary and Snellie: Next time! "The Package!" See ya then!!!

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