(We pan across the live-action houses)

French Narrator: It's time for the Gary the Snail Special! But it's not just an ordinary special! (We cut outside to Patchy's house) Because today we will take you to Encino California! As it was. [lightning flashes and the houses are replaced by caves. It's smoggy, there are loads of plants and trees, and a volcano in the distance] One hundred million years ago. So prepare yourself for... (Cut to a screen reading "Gary the Snail B.C.") Gary the Snail B.C. [stone text drops reading: 'Before Comedy'. cut to a still frame of Patchy and Potty] With your host... Patchy the Pirate! [audience cheers and applauds. Zoom inside the stone house. Inside are all the creature comforts of a normal home, but demodernized. Patchy, in leopard garb, comes in riding a paper-mache dinosaur]

Patchy: Yeeeee haaaaw!! Gee dee up Bronty!! (Notice's that he's on air) Ohh! Uh Hi! I'm Patchy the Pirate! President of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club. Now you probably all wondering... That I'd remembered you for all the specials of SpongeBob SquarePants. Well this time I'm showing you a special of Gary the Snail himself in his Prehistoric Times along with his Prehistoric Snail pals. [cut to the drawing of Sponge with a stick and jellyfish] …back when man struggled for survival [pan over to show a dinosaur eating Pat and Sponge running away] and dinosaurs ruled the Earth. [the dinosaur walks back into the middle of the room] Isn't that right, Bronty? I'd be riding you now. (Shakes his pet dinosaur Bronty to get off but he falls over on the floor) Whooooooooooooooa!!! Oof!! Ow. [Cut to a "Please Stand By" screen. Soon, Patchy is up] Like I was saying prehistoric times were the best. It was a simple time with a simple pasted years. You can carry clubs, [cut to Patchy, holding up two robes, identical to each other and the one Patchy is wearing] Your clothes always match! [cut to Patchy with a paintbrush] You can draw on the walls and nobody yells at ya. Yes sir. It's like hitting like a golf ball with your club. (He sighs and sits down on the couch) Yup. Prehistoric times are the greatest years of all isn't that right, kids? (Suddenly, Patchy hears someone flapping by to him) Hey kids, Are those pterodactyl wings I hear a flapping. I think I know who that is. Allow me to introduce yourself to Potty dactyl. (Potty comes flying in wearing a pterodactyl wings)

Potty: Squawk, sorry I'm late! Look I'm wearing pterodactyl wings just like you said.

Patchy: Ahh. Good, Potty I see you wearing pterodactyl wings at last. See I told you will like it that I made for you.

Potty: Thank you, Patchy, Squawk. (Polly Parrot comes in wearing a jet pack with a laser cannon and a laser eyes)

Polly: Bawk. I'm here, Potty.

Potty: Brawk! Polly my friend what are you doing? And why are you wearing the future suit?

Polly: I've heard that you said that everyone knows the future is cool. Bawk.

Patchy: What? That's not true, Polly. Eh don't mind him folks. Potty and I think that Prehistoric times and the past is (Air Quotes) Cool.

Potty: Yeah even SpongeBob thinks that Prehistoric times and past is cool.

Polly: Bawk. No he doesn't.

Potty: Squawk. Yes he does.

Polly: No he doesn't.

Potty: Yes he does.

Polly: No he doesn't.

Potty: Yes he does.

Polly: No way!

Potty: (Angry) I have manner a fact that he does!

Polly: Not!

Patchy: Parrots!! Please stop arguing!!

French Narrator: (Reading time card) Meanwhile... (SpongeBob feels a terrible disturbance and suggested something)

Patrick: SpongeBob! What is it, Buddy? You can tell us.

Squidward: Yeah. What is it that you suggested something?

SpongeBob: I don't know you guys. But I just feel a terrible disturbance that the two parrots are arguing about me. (Up close) And Polly the Parrot is winning! (Cut back to Patchy, Potty and Polly)

Potty: Does!

Polly: Doesn't!

Potty: Does!

Polly: Doesn't!

Potty: Does!

Polly: Doesn't!

Potty: Does!

Polly: Doesn't!

Potty: Does!

Patchy: Quiet you infernal birds! Uh look kids, while they're arguing why don't you go on ahead and watch some Prehistoric Gary the Snail. Roll the cartoon.

Potty: Does!

Polly: Doesn't!

Potty: Oh man! (Patchy fumes. Cut to the theme song of "The Adventures Of Gary The Snail B.C.")

Prehistoric Gary: Go Prehistoric!

Prehistorics Snellie and Lary: Yeah! (Prehistoric Mary's Ex-boyfriend turns on the music radio to the theme song)

Prehistoric Gary: (Singing) All I see is the day in front of us! (All I see is the day in front of us!)

Prehistoric Snellie: (Singing) Burning bright with the new born sun!

Prehistoric Lary: (Singing) Burning bright with the new born sun!

Prehistoric Gary: (Singing) Come follow me!!

Dinos Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward: (Singing) Things to find with a new born vines!

Dino Pat: (Singing) Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow!

Prehistorics Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo: (Singing) Discovering a fire is what we do!

Prehistorics Petey, Muffsies, Foofie and Mary: (Singing) We're the Prehistoric Talking Snails!

Prehistoric Boss, Dan Rex and Spike Rex: (Singing) To our land before snails! Before Snails!

All Prehistoric Dino Snails: Yeah!!!

Title: "The Adventures Of Gary The Snail B.C." [the opening title screens, which before were blue and luscious with plants and shells, are now gray with fossils. Episode starts. We see the Bikini Atoll Island as we often do at the beginnings of episodes. But this time, it is a prehistoric island with murky water and foggy skies. A pterodactyl flies over the island]

French Narrator: Ahh, Dawn's beak. A mysterious island. (We pan down to the ocean with flowers and clouds in the sky and see a swamp and trees and vines all over the place) It's here that millions of years ago life began on it's mystical past. On Prehistoric times live 20 prehistoric snails along with the three caveman creatures in their homes in order too... Uhh... (A light beam hits three ancestor homes which is like SpongeBob's Patrick's and Squidward's homes) Never mind. This happen a long time ago. (This starts where we cut to inside SpongeGar's pineapple cave which SpongeGar and Prehistoric Gary are sleeping near a drawing on the walls. We cut back to outside where a giant light beam hits a giant purple dinosaur fish who yawned. He makes a sound which is like a fog horn alarm to wake up the entire cave as we cut back to inside SpongeGar's pineapple cave which is making an earthquake of a foghorn alarm and a rock falls on top of SpongeGar making him wake up and hoot angrily and Prehistoric Gary woke up with a yawn)

Prehistoric Gary: (Yawns) Meow. Morning, SpongeGar.

SpongeGar: (Stops hooting angrily and noticed Prehistoric Gary and laughs)

Prehistoric Gary: Pretty nice day isn't it?

SpongeGar: Uh huh Uh huh!! (Picks up a rock a shoves it back on the shelf) Party bunga, Gary?

Prehistoric Gary: Well I'll tell you what, SpongeGar. I'll invite all of my 19 prehistoric snail friends over while you invite Patar and Squog then we'll have a prehistoric party at the backyard we can build a fire on the log and roast vines, plants and flowers. Would you like that?

SpongeGar: (Hoots happily) Party bunga!

Prehistoric Gary: Good! Now what do you say you and I go outside together okay?

SpongeGar: Uh-huh! (Takes out a very long vine and tied it around Prehistoric Gary's long eyestalk. He took his blanket and makes it into a pants and puts it on and puts a sleeve onto his right are then he and Prehistoric Gary go outside. He looks around and steps outside happily carrying a vine behind him) Bonoga, Ready!! Tabonga, Gary!

Prehistoric Gary: I can't hear you!

SpongeGar: Gary!! Tabonga!! (Prehistoric Gary finally obeys and got out of the prehistoric pineapple cave and he and SpongeGar are outside)

Prehistoric Gary: Thanks, SpongeGar! Meow. (SpongeGar and Prehistoric Gary walk together and stops here near Squog's monkey head house)

SpongeGar: Ahh tabonga doo!

Prehistoric Gary: You're right, SpongeGar this is where I summon my Prehistoric Snail friends.

SpongeGar: Na na na.

Prehistoric Gary: Stand back, SpongeGar. I'm about to use my Prehistoric Roar for a roll call. (SpongeGar stands back as Prehistoric Gary took a deep breath and uses a dinosaur roar really loudly to summon his prehistoric snail friends) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAR!!! (Prehistoric Snellie comes out of Squog's monkey head island house and Prehistoric Lary came slithering to Prehistoric Gary and so did Prehistoric Snellie. Then Dinos Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward came slithering next to Prehistorics Gary, Snellie and Lary. And then Prehistorics Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Muffsies, Petey, Foofie and Mary came slithering by next to Prehistorics Gary, Snellie and Lary and the seven Dino Snail Kids. And finally Prehistoric Mary's Ex-boyfriend/Boss and his Prehistoric boys Dan Rex and Spike Rex came slithering by to all 17 Prehistoric Snails) It's good to see you guys. Looks like were gonna have a prehistoric good time huh?

Prehistoric Snellie: Uh-huh. Thanks for inviting us, Prehistoric Gary. I woke up this early so that we can have a party at the backyard.

Prehistoric Lary: Yeah me too. This is going to be the best Prehistoric Party we ever had.

Prehistoric Daniel: Say who's this Prehistoric Sponge with you?

Prehistoric Mary: Yeah. Is he a real caveman?

Prehistoric Gary: He's my owner.

Prehistoric Petey: Really? So that's a real cave sponge.

Prehistoric Gary: Thanks. (To SpongeGar) C'mon say hi.

SpongeGar: Ooga!!

Prehistoric Foofie: Ohh and a ooga to you too.

Prehistoric Muffsies: Who is that cave sponge anyway?

Prehistoric Gary: His name is SpongeGar.

Prehistoric Little Dollar: SpongeGar? Wow! He must be the one that lives in a pineapple cave under the sea.

Prehistoric Yo-yo: He must have lived with his cavemen people next door.

Dino Pat: Meow.

Prehistoric Boss: Whoa. Hold it, Prehistoric light wit. Since when do you have an owner who is a cave sponge?

Spike Rex: Yeah. We would like to know what are we having for today.

Dan Rex: What Prehistoric Party in a backyard are we having anyway?

Prehistoric Gary: It's a Prehistoric Snail Party and all of you are invited.

Prehistoric Snellie: He's right. We can eat vines, plants, leaves and flowers in the backyard.

Prehistoric Lary: And we can invent fire from a log to toast em and eat em like the cave people do.

SpongeGar: Ahh Fwee Fwee! SpongeGar Fwee Fwee!

Dino Pat: Meow.

Dino Micheal: Wow! I've never been to a prehistoric party only for Prehistoric Dino Snails at the backyard before.

Dino Victoria: Me neither. Nobody's going to be all by themselves while we're here.

Dino Eugene: Right! I can't wait for a big party today!

Dino Penney: Hmm. Kay. I'll say we'll need to make fire from a log.

Dino Sweet Sue: I'm with Dino Penney. We can never have a Prehistoric Party without inventing fire.

Dino Edward: Roar! Yes indeed my Dino pals. I love a good party for us Prehistoric Dino Snails.

SpongeGar: Woo hoo!! Party bunga!! (Just then, Squog looks through the window and saw SpongeGar and all 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails on his lawn)

Squog: Huh? Grrr!! (He then goes outside but then stops and realized something) Wait a minute. (Squog's Thought cloud appeared revealing himself and Prehistorics Gary, Snellie and Lary. Squog shouts at Prehistorics Gary, Snellie and Lary and Prehistorics Gary, Snellie and Lary jabs the splattered Squog with an eyestalk. Right after that, Prehistoric Gary jumped on Squog squashing him like a bug then he and Prehistorics Snellie and Lary slithers away and Squog's thought cloud disappears with a poof) Hmm. (He went to get a club which is the right size for him. He takes two club one big and one small he puts down a small club and took the big one and chuckles evilly and goes outside. He comes outside with a big club to see SpongeGar and Prehistoric Dino Snails) SpongeGar, Changa!! Tall a fonga!!

Prehistoric Gary: Uh-oh. It's Squog.

Prehistoric Snellie: And we're not suppose to be in his lawn forever.

Prehistoric Lary: Okay. Just slither away really slowly, (All 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails slithered away off of Squog's lawn leaving snail slime all over)

Squog: No tabonga Gary Pooka! Ooga balonga chonga! Tabonga doo Tabonga doo!

SpongeGar: Tabonga doo. Ohh. Tabonga doo! (Squog angrily stomps away but then he starts slipping snail slime by sliding and screaming for help)

Prehistoric Boss: Well at least we're in cave starfish's lawn that's good for sure.

Spike Rex: Yeah. I wonder what that cave squid said to that cave sponge.

Dan Rex: Maybe he ordered SpongeGar not to send us Prehistoric Dino Snails near his lawn.

Prehistoric Petey: Well he didn't say we didn't leave snail slime all over all he said was poop.

Prehistoric Mary: Oui, I wonder how he said that to SpongeGar.

Prehistoric Muffsies: Maybe he's like a mean cave squid or a funny one or some good culture.

Dino Pat: Meow. (Finally Squog slips into a big rock which it lifted open revealing Patar on it)

Patar: Patar! (He got off the rock on his back and saw some snail slime all over the lawn) Mmm. (He put his hand on it and scoops into it) Yuck. (He added salt on it then tastes it he likes it) Mongwa!

Prehistoric Gary: Patar?

Patar: (Notices Prehistoric Gary) GARY! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! (Hugs Prehistoric Gary) Patar unga, Gary!

Prehistoric Gary: It's good to see you too, Patar.

Squog: (Finally got up and noticed Prehistorics Gary, Snellie and Lary then angrily) Gary! D'ohhh!

Patar: (Let's go of Prehistoric Gary) Squog! Squog! Squog!

Prehistoric Gary: Oh Squog I forgot all about you. I've thought we've never met as rivals.

Squog: Hmph.

SpongeGar: (Notices Patar) Patar!

Patar: (Gasps) SpongeGar! (SpongeGar and Patar run up to each other and all 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails slithered up to SpongeGar and Patar who are smiling at each other. SpongeGar touches Prehistoric Gary, Prehistoric Snellie and Prehistoric Lary by tickling them making them laugh. Patar touches Prehistorics Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo by tickling them making them laugh too) SpongeGar!

SpongeGar: Patar! (He and Patar hugged and so did Prehistoric Dino Snails Squog looked at them wearily)

Squog: Pfft.

Dino Pat: Meow.

Prehistoric Gary: You see SpongeGar, you have made yourself a friend to play with since you have us 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails.

Prehistoric Daniel: He's right. Now all we need is some log then the lightning will struck by and when the fire comes will bring it to the backyard and have ourselves a Prehistoric Party.

Dino Edward: Roar! Yes indeed my cave sponge we love a party.

Dino Penney: And you eat a lot of plants as long as you like.

Dino Pat: Meow. Meow.

SpongeGar and Patar: (Laughs)

Squog: Patar, SpongeGar and Dino Snails monwa gonga. Monwa gonga. (Laughs) Monwa... (Walks away but slips and slide the snail slime all around again. This time he crashes into the wall of the inside of his monkey head island cave. He groans in pain)

Prehistoric Petey: Now all we need is a log so that the lightning can struck by.

Prehistoric Foofie: Exactly where we can find this log? Where it could be struck by lightning and make fire, sir?

SpongeGar: Ah-ha! Fwee Fwee bunga!

Spike Rex: I think that SpongeGar guy knows where it is.

Dan Rex: Yeah he can find logs everywhere in Prehistoric Bikini Bottom.

Patar: Fwee Fwee!! (SpongeGar went to find a small log where it can blow bubbles and it's made of liquid. He seeks around to find it and saw it near the Kelp bush. He gets it out of there and returns back to Patar and all 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails)

Dino Victoria: Oh good you found the log, SpongeGar!

Dino Sweet Sue: Now we'll have to wait for the lightning to struck by.

Prehistoric Yo-yo: Yes. And don't forget we need the fire for the party so we Prehistoric Dino Snails can keep an eye on you cave creatures for going crazy with it.

Prehistoric Little Dollar: He right. 'Cause cave creatures go crazy with fire from a small log. (SpongeGar sets the log by putting it down in the center and he and Patar watched)

Prehistoric Boss: Okay the log is placed in the center. Now what?

Prehistoric Muffsies: First, we'll watch what happens when Patar claps really loud making the thunder and lightning appear between the dark clouds.

Prehistoric Mary: But that will take forever for the thunder and lightning to appear and make the small log set on fire.

Prehistoric Snellie: That's right, Prehistoric Mary. So if we all do the rain dance it will soon appear before you know it.

Dino Pat: Meow. Meow. Meow.

Prehistoric Lary: Yeah. Let's do the rain dance together!

Prehistoric Gary: Finally we can do the rain dance!

Prehistoric Daniel: Okay ready!?

All 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails: Ready!! (Patar hoots happily and claps really loudly and so did SpongeGar and all 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails do the rain dance to make the dark clouds appear. Later the dark clouds appear and the thunder and lightning struck by making the small log set on fire into the center)

Squog: (Recovers from a crashed wall and saw a small log which is set on fire) Fwee Fwee! Squog Fwee Fwee! (He comes out of the monkey head island cave to see the small log made of fire)

SpongeGar: SpongeGar Fwee Fwee.

Squog: Squog Fwee Fwee.

Patar: Patar Fwee Fwee.

Prehistoric Gary: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold it cave creatures you can't have fire by yourselves when we Prehistoric Dino Snails keep an eye on you. Remember we need fire for the party at the backyard.

Prehistoric Lary: Yeah. Now step away from the fire and let Prehistoric Gary carry it in the backyard for you. (SpongeGar, Patar and Squog does so)

Prehistoric Gary: (Picked up the small log made of fire) I hope it doesn't burned me for a second or two. (All 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails slithered to the backyard to have a prehistoric party while Prehistoric Gary carries the small log made of fire while they're back there and SpongeGar, Patar and Squog followed them to the backyard. When they got there, Prehistoric Gary puts down the small log made of fire to this exact spot where SpongeGar, Patar and Squog can't touch it into the center spot and all 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails get all the plants, leaves, flowers, vines, coral and kelp plants for the party and brings them to the center spot)

Spike Rex: Okay. We got everything we needed from our backyard. Now what?

Prehistoric Boss: First, the cave sponge will get two of these flowers and toss them into the fire. When he gets the stick, he'll impale it and eat one. And the cave squid will roast a coral bits which made of marshmallows, the cave starfish will roast a Prehistoric Krabs who's small, and then we can eat plants by toasting and roasting them into the fire. Got it, Fellas?

Prehistoric Daniel: Got it, Boss!

Prehistoric Little Dollar: Yeah!

Prehistoric Yo-yo: Right!

Prehistoric Gary: You got it, Boss!

Prehistoric Snellie: Okay-dokey!

Dino Pat: Meow!

Prehistoric Mary: Mercy. We should watch those three eat those stuff until they're full.

Prehistoric Petey: And we can eat as many plants as we can.

Prehistoric Lary: Yeah. It'll be a snap!

Prehistoric Muffsies: All rightly then. Like let us watch them go crazy shall we?

Dino Pat: Meow. (And so all 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails watched as SpongeGar, Patar and Squog went to get their sticks. SpongeGar impales the kelp plants toast them into the fire and eats em, Squog impaled the coral which is made of marshmallows on the stick and roasted it into the fire and eats it. And Patar impales the leaves on a stick toasted them and eats them)

Dan Rex: Wow. They're eating really fast huh? They get fat like the last time.

Spike Rex: Yeah. We should eat like them by eating all the plants we'd collected.

Prehistoric Foofie: Has everyone forget the feeling that this small Prehistoric Krabs is heading this way?

Prehistoric Gary: Yes. Here he comes now.

Prehistoric Krabs: (Sidesteps passed the Prehistoric Dino Snails) Money, money, money. Oobanga. Money, money, money. Oobonga. (Prehistoric Gary jabs the small splattered Prehistoric Krabs with an eyestalk and Patar impales Prehistoric Krabs and toasted him into the fire and eats it. SpongeGar, Patar and Squog are jumping up and down hooting happily. And all 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails are jumping up and down cheering and meowing happily when the scene goes into freeze frame)

French Narrator: Hooray! It seems like the Prehistoric Dino Snails are having a Prehistoric party with SpongeGar, Patar and Squog! They will soon learn that when you're having a party you'll have a good time. Stay tuned. (We cut back to Patchy in the cave with his parrot Potty)

Patchy: Ha ha! I told you Prehistoric times were the best eh, Potty?

Potty: Squawk! That's right, Patchy!

Patchy: And now it's time I'd show you kids how to carry a club. Here watch closely. First you must pick up a club make sure it's not heavy and wall-la! (Picks up the big club) Wasn't that easy, kids? Chalk one up for us. (Potty draw an "I" for the prehistory. But some laser beam hits the big club making it on fire) Whoa ow! (Drops the big club) Polly!

Polly: Bawk! How do you like my jet pack laser cannon huh? Score one for the future! (Right next to prehistory is the future which is scored from '00' to '01')

Cavey: (Came walking by) Hello! Ooh! Ooh! Cavey's here!

Patchy: Hey look it's Cavey! My long lost caveman friend. You remember Cavey the real life cavemen ey, kids?

Potty: Yes they'd remembered Cavey as long as were together. Squawk! (Draws another "I" for prehistory)

Polly: If you think that's for prehistory, make way for the future! Bawk!

Robot: (Comes in walking) I AM ROBOT ANDROID CYBORG X- 294888! HOW MAY I SERVE YOU? (The Future scores from "01" to "02")

Patchy: How do you get all these future stuff, Polly?

Polly: That's nothing you old timer. Let's go see what Cavey thinks. Bawk. (Cavey walks toward the Robot Android Cyborg X- 294888 and touches him and the Robot Android Cyborg X- 294888 goes crazy)

Robot: Attack! Attack! Attack! (Shot so many laser beams all over the place and the future kept on scoring higher. Cavey doges everywhere from those laser beams)

Potty: Uh-oh. Future ahoy!!

Patchy: Polly!! You ruining me cavemen show!! (We zoom out to Patchy's cave as the earthquake from the inside rumbles)

French Narrator: Will Patchy and Potty ever get control of the special? (We cut to Prehistoric Gary near the fire) And what will Gary the Dino Snail do at the party while watching the fire along with his Dino Snail Friends? (We cut back to the title which it says "Gary the Snail B.C. Before Comedy") Stay tuned to Gary the Snail B.C. and find out. (Scene fades to black. Scene fades back to Patchy's Cave where the earthquake is still rumbling in there) Welcome back to Gary the Snail B.C.! Sounds like things have gone from bad to worse for Patchy and Potty. Let's watch and see what happens. (We zoom back into Patchy's cave inside where the Robot Android Cyborg X- 294888 shoot laser beams and Cavey throws big rocks everywhere Polly is watching this while eating his popcorn and drinking soda)

Polly: Bawk! This is great!

Potty: Squawk! Watch out, Patchy! (Patchy dodges the laser beam)

Patchy: Hey hey! It's about time you got back, kids! Whoa! (Dodges another laser beam) Say, Let us watch the rest of the Gary the Snail B.C. till I get things straightened around here. (Gets hit by a giant rock) Or maybe not. (Falls down while fading)

Potty: Oh boy. (Scene cuts back to the freeze frame of all 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails at the backyard jumping up and down cheering and meowing)

French Narrator: When we last saw the 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails, They're having a party at the backyard with SpongeGar, Patar and Squog. How long will it take for them to mess it up? Let's see. (Scene plays back where all 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails are jumping up and down cheering and meowing happily and they'd joined SpongeGar, Patar and Squog for the cook off)

Prehistoric Gary: All right you guys, time to feed us some plants!

SpongeGar, Patar and Squog: (Hooting happily. And so Prehistoric Gary tossed in two flowers into the fire SpongeGar impales one with a stick and makes Prehistoric Gary eat one. Prehistoric Snellie picked up the leaves for Squog to impale with the stick and toasted them into the fire and Squog makes Prehistoric Snellie eat one. Patar lifts up a big rock revealing so many Prehistoric Krabs by saying "Money money money oobonga bonga!" And Dinos Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward started to catch one)

Dino Edward: Catch the Krabs!

Dino Penney: Yum. After them!

Dino Eugene: I wanted to eat all the Prehistoric Krabs!

Dino Sweet Sue: Me too!

Dino Pat: Meow! (Prehistorics Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo picks up all the three corals and throws them into the fire. Patar impales all three of them with a long stick and makes Prehistorics Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo eat one. Prehistorics Petey, Muffsies, Foofie and Mary tossed in more plants in a fire and SpongeGar impaled em with a stick and makes Prehistorics Petey, Muffsies, Foofie and Mary eat one. Prehistoric Mary's Ex- boyfriend/Boss, Dan Rex and Spike Rex impaled along vine together with their stick toasted them in a fire and slurp em into their mouths)

Prehistoric Boss: Delicious! Yummy hubby.

Spike Rex: I think those vines need more toasted.

Dan Rex: Yeah. Let's eat some more! (Dinos Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward catch all the small Prehistoric Krabs and tosses them into the fire and SpongeGar, Patar and Squog impaled them with their long sticks and makes Dinos Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward eat one. And so all 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails kept on looking for something to eat at the backyard while tossing them into the fire, roasting and toasting them and so did SpongeGar, Patar and Squog. After that feeding frenzy they did they were all full)

Prehistoric Gary: Boy that hit the spot. What a party it turned out to be.

Prehistoric Snellie: You said it, Prehistoric Gary.

Prehistoric Lary: Oh yeah. What a party it turned out to be right you guys?

Dino Micheal: That's right, Prehistoric Lary.

Dino Victoria: I love this kinda party especially when you invent fire.

Dino Pat: Meow.

Prehistoric Daniel: Yeah but what about SpongeGar, Patar and Squog? (All 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails see that SpongeGar, Patar and Squog are fat and lying on the ground)

Prehistoric Little Dollar: I never seen SpongeGar, Patar and Squog so fat while lying on the ground.

Prehistoric Yo-yo: Me neither. It's like lying down on a bed or something.

Prehistoric Mary: We should make them lose weight or something.

Dino Pat: Meow. (Then SpongeGar, Patar and Squog got up and got back up on their feet)

Prehistoric Gary: I'm glad that you three are awake. Now are we ready to go back to our front yard?

SpongeGar, Patar and Squog: (Hoots Happily)

Prehistoric Snellie: Great! But don't fight over the small log made of fire or else you'll go crazy.

Prehistoric Foofie: It'll be quite annoying when we heard you fighting over the small log which is made of fire.

Prehistoric Lary: Yeah. Let's go back and have some fun together!

SpongeGar: Fwee Fwee!

Patar: Fwee Fwee!

Squog: Fwee Fwee!

Prehistoric Boss: Well, what are we standing here for? Let's play!

SpongeGar, Patar and Squog: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! (And so SpongeGar picked up a small log which is made of fire and he, Patar and Squog and all Prehistoric Dino Snails go back to the front yard to go play the game when they got there all Prehistoric Dino Snails decided which they wanted to play while SpongeGar puts down the small log made of fire and he, Patar and Squog watched over it)

Prehistoric Gary: Now what do you guys say we should play bowling that we just invented.

All Prehistoric Dino Snails: Okay! (And so all Prehistoric Dino Snails began to play bowling by using a coconut and Ten Logs while SpongeGar, Patar and Squog watched and stared at the fire at the same time)

Dino Pat: Meow, meow!

Prehistoric Mary: Okay! Let it bowl, Dino Pat!

Prehistoric Lary: Yeah. Knock down all ten logs and get a strike! (Dino Pat rolled the coconut down on the snail track of slime really fast coming toward the ten logs by knocking them down for a strike)

Dino Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!

All 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Squog: No snails pooka Squog. SpongeGar, Patar and Squog watch fwee fwee!

Patar: Talafoo, SpongeGar!

SpongeGar: Tabonga snails fun! (Dinos Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward set all ten logs back up and Prehistoric Mary's Ex-boyfriend/Boss is the next one to bowl)

Prehistoric Boss: It's my turn to bowl now. Let's see what this baby can really do in swift justice.

Prehistoric Petey: Well at least that Prehistoric Boss can do some damage.

Prehistoric Muffsies: Yeah it's not just Dino Pat who was a B.C. bowler.

Prehistoric Mary: C'mon, Prehistoric Boss try and get a score!

Prehistoric Snellie: Show Dino Pat what a real bowler you are!

Prehistoric Boss: Here goes! (Rolls the coconuts on the snail slime really fast toward the ten logs by knocking them down) Oh yeah! I rock! I've got a strike!

All 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! (SpongeGar, Patar and Squog stopped staring at the fire and go to the 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails who are playing Bowling)

SpongeGar: Bowling!

Prehistoric Gary: You wanna play, SpongeGar, Patar and Squog?

Patar: Ha ha ha!

Squog: Changa!

SpongeGar: SpongeGar bowl!

Prehistoric Foofie: I guess they're going to take that as a yes.

Dino Victoria: C'mon, SpongeGar, Patar and Squog, play with us!

Dino Eugene: Yeah. We got plenty of games of you as a triple player.

Dino Sweet Sue: You can take turns bowling by getting a strike.

SpongeGar and Patar: (Hoots happily)

Squog: Mongwa. (SpongeGar, Patar and Squog joined All 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails. Squog sets up ten logs by standing em upon a snail slime path and SpongeGar is holding a coconut in his hands)

Prehistoric Gary: C'mon, SpongeGar get a strike! (SpongeGar rolled the coconut on a snail slime really fast toward the ten logs and Squog by knocking them down and Squog flew into the wall of monkey head island cave)

Squog: Tabonga doo.

SpongeGar and Patar: (Happily hoots. All 20 Prehistoric Dino Snails laughs a lot as we head back to the island)

French Narrator: Perhaps the Prehistoric Dino Snails journey has finally about to come to an end. (We cut back to Patchy who is sitting outside sadly)

Patchy: (Sighs) Now I know how Squidward feels. (Just then Potty and Polly came flying by to Patchy)

Potty: Squawk! Why the long face?

Polly: Yeah. What gives? I mean why are you outside all bu yourself? Bawk!

Patchy: I was trying to teach the kids how to carry a club but you two got all the stuff you needed.

Potty: Come back inside. Polly and I made a truce.

Polly: Yeah. We got a surprise for you!

Patchy: You got rid of the robot cyborg?!

Polly: Bawk! Even better.

Potty: The cave people and the robots are having a party! (Patchy, Potty and Polly came back inside the cave for the special surprise)

Patchy: Well, Potty, Polly, I guess I'd missed judged you two. (Sees a party of cavemen and robots with music) What the?! (The music starts when the cavemen and the robots started Dj-ing)

Music: "When Nerds Collided."

When worlds collide

Potty: Pretty sweet, eh?

All the cave people: Yeahhhhhh!!!

Cavey: Hit It!

You can run But you can hide When worlds collide You'll laugh so hard You'll swear you've died When worlds collide Hold my hand I'll be your guide When worlds collide Buckle...buckle...buckle up for the sweetest ride And prepare to have your mind blown wide When worlds collide When worlds collide, it's a curious thing Bet you never heard a robot and a caveman sing In his metal chest are some working parts How is that different from my beating heart? I'm from the future, and I'm from the past But that don't mean this friendship wasn't built to last He was made in a lab, and I was born in a cave So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave

Squidward: Future!

Potty: Word!

SpongeTron: I am SpongeTron.

You, you, you, you can run But you can hide When worlds collide [Song ends as Patchy shuts his mouth with his hook. The lighting returns to normal]

Patchy: Polly, you were right. Both future and the past are cool.

Polly: And just as both future and the past are way cool, Potty and I have something for you.

Potty: We've got a special surprise for you from the prehistoric times.

Patchy: Ooh. Really what is it?

Polly: It's a triceratops! (Opens the door to reveal that he's right)

Patchy: What?

Triceratops: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Patchy: (Eyes bugged out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Triceratops chased Patchy outside all around) POTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTY!!! (Potty and Polly watched while eating popcorn and drinking soda)

Potty: Squawk! This is great!

Polly: Bawk! You said it, pal! (Patchy was caught inside the triceratops' mouth with legs knees and his feet)

Patchy: Whoooooooooooooa! Well, thanks for watching Gary the Snail B.C. kids! (Waves) See you later me hearties! Whoa! [he continues screaming, then laughing] Now he's tickling! [he laughs] Cut it out, you rascal! [he continues laughing]


(Credits from prehistoric times)

"United Plankton Pictures Inc"

"Nickelodeon Productions"

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Gary: Hi! Gary the Snail here!

Squidward: And Squidward.

Gary: Looks like Snellie, Daniel and the rest of my snail friends have come up with a new police work name we call ourselves the Gary Squad.

Squidward: Oh no. Gary, you and your snail friends have gotta help me. Squilliam is sick and tired of losing and makes 20 robot snails that looks just you and they'd copy what they do and can't be stopped!

Gary: Don't worry, Squidward, we win a lot of battles we'll stop the robot snails that look just like us before they'll destroy the whole sea!

Gary, Snellie and Lary: Next time! "Gary Squad!" See ya then!!!